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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler” mysteriously plays whenever he enters a room.
  2. Is just here to create an alibi.
  3. Put a roast and a few veggies in the Crockpot this morning. Not sure if I want anything else whenever it’s ready. EDIT: Had white rice too.
  4. Once had a run-in with a hedgehog that looked at him funny.
  5. Taught me everything I know about heckling.
  6. I just saw a car with a bumper sticker reading “Pirate Of The Car-I-Be-In”. I have no idea who owns this car, but I hate them with every fiber of my being.
  7. Every form of media (TV, movies, video games, music, etc…) is best enjoyed alone. People just ruin the experience, most of the time.
  8. Owns every Carrot Top stand up special on DVD.
  9. Hosts an evening of spoken word poetry every Wednesday, with the caveat that all poems must be about her.
  10. Chicken pot pie….whenever it decides to finally be done cooking.
  11. Is Blazing Puck’s legal counsel.
  12. I ended up getting an extension on this. I now have until 10am tomorrow and still haven’t gotten started. Maybe the problem here is me?
  13. Seems to know an awful lot about FBI watchlists.
  14. Has organized parades in almost every major city in the U.S.
  15. Happy birthday.
  16. Shovels snow with a teaspoon.
  17. ……. I don’t like this movie. What else is on?
  18. Once called Walmart and asked if they sell walls, then sued for false advertisement when they said no.
  19. Chicken & rice w/ gravy.
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