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The_annoying_one

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    Tried to hire Elton John to perform for this party, but had to settle for an impersonator.
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    This dreary weather is not doing my mood any favors today.
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    Is planning to organize an epic game of Duck, Duck, Goose at Disco’s Arbor Day Party.
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    Once lifted an entire car with one hand.
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    Is hosting a dinner party tomorrow night but no one is invited. It will be live-streamed online.
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    Once made his own shirt out of recycled paper bags.
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    Watching a live stream on Netflix where the audio and video clearly don’t sync up is distracting and almost not worth it. But I don’t really have anything better to do tonight, so…..
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    Puts toasted marshmallows on hotdogs.
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    Spaghetti
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    Knows what must happen now that my secret has been revealed.
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    I had some things I should’ve done today but I went with absolutely nothing instead. I have no regrets right now.
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    Has collected sand from nearly every city in every state. Is now debating whose face to throw that sand in.
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    Started a joke, which started the whole world laughing.
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    Is playing the villain in the next John Wick movie.
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    Sprayed those meddling kids with a hose connected to a container of hot sauce.
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    Chicken, rice, corn.
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    You get what you give. If you wanna fuck around, you’ll get no sympathy from me when you find out.
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    Reddit finally removed the unwarranted warning on my account and restored the “offending” comment with an apology. A small, fairly meaningless win, but a win nonetheless.
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    Lined her entire neighborhood with bear traps for this so-called “Easter Bunny”.
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