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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Judges everyone by how well they play mini golf.
  2. I love how certain words and phrases are an instant downvote on Reddit. I post those things just to fuck with people. I legit don’t care.
  3. Has a rolodex of excuses to get out of everything.
  4. Moved to Canada because he didn’t feel like going to work one day.
  5. Grilled a couple of cheeseburgers with a side of store-bought pre-made mac & cheese.
  6. This little fan’s just kind of useless in this heat.
  7. Refuses to let anyone into his house unless they know the secret password.
  8. Is filming a stop-motion movie where every single character is made entirely of elbow macaroni. When asked how this idea came about, she replied, “That’s what I call using the old noodle!”
  9. Sings death metal songs in the shower.
  10. I’m all for being a fan of things, but gatekeeping whatever you’re a fan of just kind of makes you a prick.
  11. Ringtone is Peter Griffin’s laugh.
  12. Mashes potatoes with a jackhammer.
  13. Ran out of potatoes and made mashed onions instead.
  14. Farting around on my plugged-in laptop while playing my PS5 and wearing headphones during a major storm seems a little dangerous, but I'm not stopping any of this.
  15. Knows how to fry an egg using only a lightbulb and a wire hanger.
  16. Still uses a rotary phone.
  17. The best way to get slapped is to get directly in the face of an introvert. I don’t care who you are.
  18. Grilled chicken and instant mashed potatoes. EDIT: I had corn too. Forgot to mention that.
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