The_annoying_one

When I miss a phone call from someone I know, they can expect a return call (or text) within a few days or a few months. I realize this is wishy-washy but I make no apologies for it.

This didn’t taste right at all. I’ve been a little under the weather today so I’m hoping that’s all it was. I don’t think I could handle food poisoning right now.

Burger & onion rings from Dairy Queen. I’m exceptionally lazy today.

I tell people I feel like absolute death today and their solution is to completely bum rush me acting like a bunch of demented goddamn maniacs. A lesser man would probably take offense to something like this. I have absolutely no problem being a lesser man today. The gloves are off.

The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.

For no apparent reason whatsoever….

I hated it at first but it eventually gets better. That’s my opinion, anyway.

Basically spaghetti but with alfredo instead of tomato sauce. Another highly successful slop meal.

I don’t trust anyone who plays games on their phone with the volume turned up. I don’t care if you’re alone or not. Turn that irritating shit down.

I’m just here because I was told there would be snacks.

Called a new doctor yesterday because my primary just isn’t working out for me anymore. I couldn’t give this new office my insurance info because I couldn’t find my card. They said it’s fine. I can just bring the card when I come for my appointment in a few weeks. As soon as I got off the phone, I realized that the card I needed was right in front of me the whole damn time. 🤦‍♂️

That feeling when, hours later, you realize you forgot to get the main thing you needed from the store.

I don’t feel guilty about forgetting to return phone calls to certain people.

Cooked a DiGiorno (spell check?) pizza but I only ate two slices. I just haven’t had much of an appetite today.

Buncha damn prophets in Team Hank, I tell ya what.

It does make my response to that thread look really out of place now, though.

Happy birthday, probably the same person that I don’t think I’m familiar with.