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Jersey Mike's is pretty good but way too expensive. I see them going the way of Quiznos if they aren't careful.

Yeah. I share needles with homeless people and use puddle water because I like living on the edge.

Gotta take my antibiotics.

Not every time, but like 9 out of 10 times after I bust a nut I feel the need to listen to music. Tonight's post-fap choice: Those wails during the final chorus are beautiful.

I'm having this same problem. Also I don't have a desktop. Fiddlesticks.

Veronica Radke

😎🚬 You're welcome.

Nobody likes Summer. What we do like, however... Are 'The Ataris'. 😎🚬

Literally. Like some guy just pulls out his gat and says "Gimme your best ____________, or else I'm gonna paint this Taco Bell bathroom with the inside of your skull." For me, that would be Donald Duck. Lots and lots of others. But definitely Donald Duck.

Hardcore Saturday Night Drinking Alone But Pretending You're Not Alone Because You're On The Internet

It's not that complex. Even DMA figured it out pretty quick.

Benedict Hoggleton Delacroix IV

One time I got super trashed and smoked some weed. I then had the brilliant idea to have waffles drowned in syrup topped off with a couple heaps of ice cream. Porcelain Jesus was not pleased with this tribute and demanded I pray for ten minutes.

I was talking to one of my managers the other day, whose father is one foot in. Told him if he engaged in any online communities don't let anyone know. It's like sailing a boat built from chum.

My dad is a lot like Ash, from Pokemon. In name only, though...

The yin to your yang. The peanut butter to your jelly. The meatstick to your squishbox.

@Derrick Foreal 😳

As promised... I wanted to demonstrate the chords but completely fucked that up. And after spending over an hour to squeeze this turd out I just didn't have the energy to redo it again. Not after a full day of work, three hours helping a friend pack shit for moving after work, and 4 previous attempts at recording this. I'll try and do better next time.

I thought it sounded more like post rock. That's not an insult, just an opinion. Now this, is what Big B sounds like. 🤘😎🚬

Also, I get that this is music related... But I posted it in the appropriate folder. The dumpster. Now that someone moved it here people are going to think I take pride in this amateur hour bullshit for funsies.

Oh Buddy senpai Please notice me Your attention makes me Happier than you can believe Oh Buddy senpai What must I do To get that sweet, sweet attention I crave from you (Love me) (Love me) (Love me) (Love me) I used a different guitar than Ol' Trumpy to play with, so the tone is different than most of my order recordings. You'll even get to see my other guitar in a new video I just recorded. Bust out the double facepalm memes because I managed to fuck this one up royally. Why didn't I bother to fix it? You'll find out within the first 30 seconds or so when it's published. Give it about 20 minutes and it'll be up.

You should have gone with the more derisive "Aw isn't that adorable? This is going right up on the fridge!" Need to sharpen them claws woman.