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I tried to be really unfriendly at first but felt bad because he seemed like he was just desperate to be treated like a human.

Tried to by drugs from me twice and talked to me maskless and way too close for an hour. I kept backing away and he'd follow. RIP me. I convinced him I'd never drank, smoked, done drugs, or even had caffeine in my life and I'd only needed antibiotics once. And also that I was from Alaska. Because why not, I guess?

It's just a desire for wanton destruction and the thrill of illegal activities. I don't steal normally ever, just thought maybe I'd branch out from my usual indiscretions for a lark.

Oh no. RIP. I just talked about and googled him the other day because I didn't know who the diabetes guy was and if he was dead or alive. He had an okay twitter.

It wasn't his. I guess the crazy homeless guy had a very similar looking bike already on the front rack I didn't see. So nothing was stolen. I'm actually glad, that dude was cute had a cool fashion sense.

For the experience.

You can just grab one off the rack on the front of the bus while the owner is distracted on their phone. I just watched it happen. The owner hasn't even noticed yet. I hope I'm around when he does. I think in going to steal one the next time I see an opportunity and toss it the river.

I made the mistake of using the hand sanitizer on the bus. It smells like vodka and vomit and now so do my hands.

$21 I only got a g because I wanted to try out the strain since I'm looking for a low thc and high cbd one. The pre-roll was also a g. The edibles are sort of fancy ones I prefer over the $6 ones for the same thc dosage.

It only flies for old rugged guys in eastern Oregon by Idaho.

You downtown too bro?

wat

Oooh, I've had a necromance. I'm sometimes with a dude that's in the mortuary science field and does embalming. Because I'm creepy and morbid I liked (Corona has me avoiding dead bodies now) to hang out when he was working. I went one day with damp hair and when it fully dried I smelled like formaldehyde solution.

Is that like a punk Badtz-maru?

Have romulan ale

I desperately want in to dumpster fires but it's hard to respond to stuff here.

I wish Dunkaroos were still a thing. I'm super excited for Ghostrek day, though. What're you going to dress up as?

The acting secretary of Homeland Security just landed in Portland. https://www.wweek.com/news/2020/07/16/oregon-gov-kate-brown-says-president-trump-is-invading-portland-as-an-election-stunt/

Oh geez, I remember you being in socal, didn't know you were in LA. Stay safe and healthy. My BFF just left to Fresno with his brother yesterday. I'm pretty worried. I read they're bringing in FEMA and creating a temp emergency hospital.

If you do...send me nip pics? >_>