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You need to mop the men's room thrice.

Maybe because much like Jenner itself the book is dolled up in pretty colors on the outside but on the inside it remains full of shit.

Given the age of your baby daddies I guess the correct question to ask is if 1994 is in you?

The whole Seth Rogen stoner humor thing has sort of seen its sun set. "The taco's a Mexican lesbian lolz."

Are you in 1994?

Yep. The glories of engineering. You should give it a shot. Assuming you are as competent with math as you say you are, as firms can't hire black women fast enough to put on their HR photos. You would never have money or job problems again. Even with one of the easier disciplines like industrial or civil engineering.

That's about 3/5 of what my internship paid me. Make of that what you will.

One can recall when the slave trade at least allowed for a relaxing preamble boat ride.

I didn't want to be just another white guy to make her nut and then not call.

I make more money than you. But not because of white privilege. It's because I am a summa cum laude graduate of an electrical engineering program, and people see my brain power as a market asset. The reason I am so smart is because my parents had the foresight to make me white and male. It's got nothing to do with privilege and everything to do with just being responsible.

It's jokes like this that make me grateful for the forthcoming labor camps.

So are your dev powers still neutered?

Your opinions on everything are fucking terrible.

Gross.

Consider it.

So how long ago was Zeni's first acrobatic attempt?

I don't approve of comparing her vagina to low fat cheeses and vegetable derivatives on the grounds that these things can be good for you.

I hear tell that's about to change.

I wanted to avoid the racial connotations associated with implying she owns a cottage.

You mean white?

Mashed potatoes doesn't stop being a side dish just because the customer doesn't like the main course.

I'm really enjoying this show thus far, and I think it's probably going to generate some movie careers. I have read the book so I'm aware of all the plot twists, but I like some of the updates they've done to characters to represent the current zeitgeist, like making the Internet God a teenage Oculus Rift freeze peach chud. Hopefully the interest in Gaiman's work finally gets Sandman going. Not a movie though, it would have to be a miniseries for the narrative to be portrayed correctly.

::spin::

If you had another kid someone would always be around.