Ginguy

Flooring itselfisn't that expensive, it is the prep work that can run up the cost. Of course, you can always skip the ditra, but then you'll be filling in cracks and probably dealing with rotten subfloor in a year or less...

Scrapple looks like gray spam.

Amway is't bad if you work it right. Chumps go out and try to sell make up and energy bars. The real money is in signing up people for credit cards and getting them to shop online through your site at Macy's, Men's Wearhouse Best Buy etc..

It is a real shame that there are a lot of people who feel this way.

I survived the perfume department at Macy's today. Last minute gift request, normally I hate it because the sales clerks are always "Wouldn't she love this" and spraying crap at you. I'm thinking, "No, that smells awful, and France needs to embrace soap and hot water instead of stinking toilet water...." while I smile and ask for the perfume I was told to get. (Jimmy Choo)

I'm a total bargain hunter, which is why I know when I'm being upsold. Sometimes I have to just bite the bullet and pay, depending on the situation. Then it is beans and rice for dinner for a week....

Wow. That is something I'll never understand. I guess it has to do with being a guy, but I go shopping to get an item, once I get the item I am done. I don't look around. Well, I should qualify that, if I am shopping for a shirt or suit I look a little bit, but I usually have an idea what I'm looking for to begin with, then my go to sales associate hooks me up with something that is usually better looking than what I had in mind. In a way I guess I just rely on the store professionals to do their job, and having been one for years, I know the routine. I think more people would be able to enjoy the holidays if they did that though, it takes the stress out of things when a real professional can walk you through the shopping process.

I did the last of my Christmas shopping today. I went to a couple stores in the mall, found a sales associate and said, "I need a comfortable bath pillow."and they hapily tried to upsell the heck out of me. Merry Christmas. I was wearing my Rockports, which are really comfortable.

Do Not Doubt The El Ginguy

Sadly no, but you can join the growing chorus of people who tell him that he sucks. p.s. Zeni, you suck.

Wassail for all, hugs for a few. Recipe for wassail 2 quarts of apple cider 2 cups of orange juice (fresh if possible) 1 cup lemon juice (fresh would be best) 2 cinnamon sticks (about 3 inches) 1 teaspoon ground clove 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg (fresh would be the appropriate thing) 1 sliced orange 1/2 cup brandy (VS or VSOP please) Combine juices in a large pot. Bring to simmer for 30 minutes (do not boil) Add brandy. Enjoy.

Ha. I made about 10k contact (meaning they actually took the survey insteadd of swearing or hanging up) calls during the last election cycle using the name Raoul. It stuck, my buddies call me that now.

Sure you can. Answer the phone with a fake name.

Cirrhosis is a bitch....

Blow it off, it will just add to your bad ass alpha warrants.....

It isn't a real summons, it is a scam they do to round up dumbasses with beta warrants....

You're right, but not this time....

I'm impressed Mumbo, you are really doing a remarkably good job with these.

I'm a Macedonian content farmer.

a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters....

Careful Steelers fans, I think he means it....

This can't be real....

Doin it for 'Murica