Naraku, I regret to inform you that your taste buds aren't broken, they're dead. You were born with stillborn taste buds, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The chicken flavor made me puke when I was a kid. No matter how poor I was after that incident, I never touched the cheap chicken flavored ramen again.
I hear too many stories about children being beaten to death in churches to find it funny, so I just want to start whaling on that guy with a metal pipe.