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NBA 2K23. Let's see if I can rebuild the Rockets in three seasons. *fingers crossed*

Fair.

The second one. (To be fair, I had just got done watching the Big Lebowski.)

Fucking words. How do they work?

By the way, I had Kenny Rogers and the First Edition playing on my mind jukebox earlier. Good stuff.

...with a melon?

I just realized something: Imagine if it had been a fart instead. I probably would've scared my dog.

It sounded like I was trying to make that cilcking noise the alien makes in Predator. Imagine this: ...in burp form.

I can confirm this as true.

Pulled pork sammiches.

"Hi. I'm not a father, but I play one on TV. ..."

I've had "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)" by the First Edition in my head for several hours, too. lol

Sorry, but my name is Bobby. (I'm also being smart so...yeah.) (Oh, and my sense of humor can be likened to that presented (DEPICTED!) in the Naked Gun movies. lol)

Women's tennis used to be a guilty pleasure of mine. Now it's just listening to Kate Bush. (Her music is timeless, in my humble opinion.)

We're in the middle of a heat wave. It's 98 right now and it's supposed to reach triple digits again before the weekend is over. I need to mow the lawn, but I'm not getting out in this fucking heat. I'll mow early tomorrow morning.

*hugs* I know how you feel, buddy. This is the sixth Fathers Day without my dad and it still feels like the first one without him. Don't misunderstand me. I'm okay for the most part. But some days, the fact he's gone still hits me, and I know it's going to for a long time. This, among other reasons, is why I said to hold on to your loved ones. Don't take them for granted. And mend broken relationships with them because you never know what'll happen. My dad and I had a great relationship, in case people were wondering. I just wish I had spent more time with him after I moved out of the house.

Oh, so you're, as westpark would put it, the buck in the rut after you put your shades on?

I really just want a foot massage. How much for that?

I agree.

I don't know. It could be a new sex toy for certain couples though.