wacky1980

fucking best buy..... bought a tv two weeks ago with guaranteed delivery by wednesday. guaranteed by the website, as well as three different people on three different calls because i know how they can be so i called three different times to get shipping updates.. and now i sit on the phone while this tech is "having trouble finding which warehouse it's in". bitch, the only warehouse it should be in at this point is my own. i swear to god, if this damn tv doesn't show up by the end of the day today....................

god damnit. she'd better not be a fucking southpaw too.

that's odd, because whenever you post i imagine reading it while i'm dressed in drag.

lol, her. brilliant.

i missed your response, sorry! there's none of those refill stations anywhere here in town. i could always get the culligan man to drop a couple jugs off at the bar each month and use that water for changes (not sure of the chemical properties of ph of culligan water though). our tap water is hard as balls, to the point that we can't even use it to grow many types of plants from seed. they ...calcify?... or something as soon as they sprout. i killed three avocado seedlings before figuring that out. wife worked in a pet store for a few years, and she was responsible for all the freshwater tanks for most of that time. i have a good resource in her for this stuff. we had a pretty decent 55gal setup for the angels, but the hard water was a pain and we couldn't ever buy new fish from local pet stores because they were almost always infected with ich. we used a lot of various seachem products, including one to fight a nasty bit of black beard algae that we couldn't kill with anything besides seachem flourish excel. we lost a couple fish to that infection and the aggressive treatment schedule to fix it, but eventually got it under control. at my last job, the owners kept a saltwater tank and i made it my duty to learn and assist with maintenance on it as much as possible. filtration will be the big hurdle for us, because our current setup will need some heavy modification to accommodate that need, but i think we're capable.

..........i'm gonna do this. been looking for a reason to delete it, this might be the push i needed. my username here = there.

last night i pulled off the rest of a thumbnail that i smashed a couple months ago under a pool table. enjoy!

this version is longer than the one i fapped to last night...perfect.

well, that's done. wife is handling it better than i thought she would. leaving the house with the dog was hard though. wife kinda lost it when i brought the dog in for one last goodbye. i think i might've squeezed a tear out myself. old chloe bird took it like a champ though. didn't make a peep when they gave her the shot, just kinda curled up in my lap and went to sleep. fuck.

ugh. wife has been putting it off for a couple months because she was holding onto hope that the dog would snap out of it. and she's not ill that we can determine. just and old pupper that i think has made the decision that she's ready to let go. she lost about 10 pounds in the last couple weeks, and until last night, i couldn't get her to eat for over a week. but she's so out of it that when she gets up, she constantly turns in a circle because she can't get her bearings. i have to put the food right in her face in order for her to even try to eat it. it's one of those things where her quality of life has been so poor over the last couple months that this should probably have been done back in the fall, but the wife wouldn't let it happen. kinda sucks.

not my dog, my wife's. she got the dog as a pup around 14 years ago. chloe is a blue heeler, pretty intelligent, super nice, and loved the human kiddos. she's now blind, deaf, and as of about a week ago, stopped eating altogether. so i have the unfortunate task of visiting the vet this afternoon and doing the deed. wife is staying home, which is probably a good thing because she's already a mess. so that should be a fun drive. anyways, peace out pupper. it's been fun.

i had a couple beers. lagunitas hop stoopid, first time. it was good, definitely hoppy but surprisingly sweet and citrusy for an imperial. might crack open a bottle of bob (mondavi) with the wife later tonight if she feels up to it.

didn't know there was a problem. just keeping the record straight.

oh, i don't keep condiments at the bar. we don't serve food there. it's just a straight-up dive, no frills and no kitchen.

haha, screw you cyst! now gtfo. one of my good friends had a big cyst like that removed from her uterus about 6 months ago. she didn't even know she had an issue; everyone just thought her beer drinking was catching up to her. they went ahead and did the full ladybits-ectomy while they were in there, just to be safe. she was out of commission for like 3 weeks, and now she's pretty much 100% again. here's hopes for a similar recovery for you!

we'll do that if we get like a 10# bag. the small ones from the store go into the container because the whole thing fits.

i've never scored lower than 99/100 on a state inspection. 70 and lower gets you shut down. but this is your train. ride it hard.

at this point, i'm not entirely sure.

you ever tried typing with a red bull can? you just can't do that.

i don't need a talented cock to punch out one-line posts on a keyboard. just time and a tiny head so i don't mash multiple keys. check check.

my dick is typing these messages. your eyes are only a foot or two away from my penisposts. sorry for your luck.

hey dj, get some "reply to" tags in this house. i'm not sure if twatamizer is pissy with me or ... whoever. anyways, i sleep in past dawn and i'm an hour behind you, so wait patiently.

some people's work outfits actually see work. meaning, could be either.

syrup, honey, and peanut butter go in the pantry. sugar and flour in sealed containers on the countertop. coffee in the cupboard. everything else in the fridge. state food sanitation certification for all the win.

it's a pocket.