wacky1980

which one?

i was moving some folding tables with one of my bartenders a few weeks ago. they're older, wooden tables and they're pretty heavy. anyways, this particular bartender is a guy, but not particularly masculine. i was actually surprised he was lugging the tables around with me, until he decided it was too much work. he said he felt like he "was getting a splinter" so he just let go of his end with no warning. the bounce of his end off the ground jarred my end out of my grip, and it dropped, edge-first, square across the bridge of my foot. in that moment, i was positive my foot was broken. but nothing swelled up, i could (kinda) walk around on it, and it seemed like it was getting a little better after a couple days. no big deal, i ain't dead so let's move on. but it never really felt right after that. every time i slide my foot into a shoe, or if one of the kids is standing on my feet like kids tend to do, i get a sharp pain at a particular point across the top of my foot. i mean, it fucking HURTS in that moment. then the pain is instantly gone again after the pressure goes away. this has been going on for almost a month now. it's not been getting any less painful or frequent. there's also a dent in the top of my foot where the table dropped on it. i feel like that's probably the most telling sign of some kind of fracture or crack. i'm debating whether i should go to the doctor and deal with it, or if it's probably too late by now. and i don't want to wear one of those fucking boot braces for the next few weeks. it's my right foot, so that would probably make it difficult to negotiate gas/brake. so is it worth it to go to the doc, or maybe give it another month to be sure?

that looks like a fun trip. only one i've had is the midas touch. i just got in several new porters and stouts at the bar. we're hosting a flight night in a few weeks, and i want to make sure we have good stuff on hand. for the record, the deschutes black butte xxix reserve is not as good as the last few years. but i'll still add a few to the cellar to try after 5 years of aging.

you should probably challenge him to a dick size contest. but don't take it all out; just pull out enough to win. if you embarrass him too badly, he's likely to renig on the offer.

as soon as the youngest goes down (like 15 minutes) i'm cracking a bomber of this i have a few stl beers in the fridge, all samples from a distributor this week. i'll try to drink them all and remember how good each of them is, so i know if i want to order any on tuesday.

wanks per month? damn woman, you gotta get a new hobby.

it works a lot better if he thinks i'm a gay bachelor. also, he's probably taken off to fb and posting #metoo because he's feeling harrassed in here now. the poor feller.

i'm not hitting on you, calm down. just make yourself useful and post your nudes. chop chop!

i wanna start counting some nipples. pop that top.

no, show us YOUR tits again.

hey tic, show us your tits again.

... ok, sure. your dream, your rules.

that's not the direction i was going, but it's good to see you confirm your tendencies.

they could do that right now if they wanted. thing is, laws.

10-15 per hour max. that's a lotta waitin' around.

show us your boobs again, and i might push something else on you.

house (this was tough. i wanted it to reference "the animals" but obv it turned out to reference the movie. both are excellent, btw)

no, you're a ladyboi. don't try to hide it anymore.

so you're trans King_TICCore[/member] ??

i don't think i was the 5000th sale, so no free hat with my purchase of a hat. but if i can throw $20 of support at a company that really doesn't need it, at least i can still say that i threw my support at them. also worth mentioning. musk's website doesn't accept paypal. i guess that probably makes sense.

not really. what i was getting at, is that there are people who wanted to roll over stats. i know if i had dedicated 50k posts to an old iteration of the boards, i'd like there to be some recognition of that great feat. yes, i know it's not some "great feat" but to certain users it is. i don't really care either way. but it would be interesting to at least know what our old stats were before the sudden death.

transmission

i added unlimited music to my amazon prime account. it's like $8/mo or something. it's pretty decent, esp now that i can tell alexa to play something to all my echo devices at the same time, and i suddenly have a whole-house music system. like sonos, but for poor fucks such as myself.

yes, do cube. then see if netflix has cube 2. make a night of it.