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Happy Birthday to You!! Happy Birthday to You!! Happy Birthday!! Happy Birthday!! Happy Birthday to You!! 🎂

We need more enthusiasm, please. This only happens once a year. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PFH!!! 🏃🎉🎈

Happy Birthday, PFH! QUEEN! 😍

I went to the supermarket the other day and they were all out of toilet paper. My friend saw an ad in the New York Times for prom dresses and he couldn't hold them back 😭😭😭. The feeeeels

I'm not him. And he effortlessly wins them. He doesn't even need that weak frat boy wingman crap, he handles his own business like a stud does.

Zeni has plenty of friends. He's rich in that social currency department and that's why he effortlessly wins the female prizes. And I think you should change your avatar, because it's pretty creepy and that girl's gotta be underage...

I'm not Zeni, I'm a friend of his. He checks in here every once in a while.

I'm drunk. You're high. Which is worse? No and I mean that's actually all true

He gave her the uppercut of justice. Why does everyone want my man locked up?

Reported for assault

When she threw his expensive, model airplane out the window and it shattered upon impact (no jet fuel fireball). Seems natural that you would get that angry if someone destroyed something you worked tirelessly on for weeks Now it's like he's become the poster child for domestic violence and "toxic masculinity" material for the recent SJW movements to vilify. My man isn't even like that. Wasn't he studious and well learned? And one punch suddenly means that today he's a bloated, balding 40 year old sporting a wife beater, worn out jeans, and unruly chest hair, thus conveniently fitting the stereotypical image they want to push across? 🤦‍♂️

Hilda and Catherine Hilda is that sexy, legal age teenage party woman with very low moral standards that every young man dreams about who can fulfill your fantasies and then go off and do promiscuous things and have you texting her 10 times in a row with no response while she's out hooking up with other guys. And Catherine is that mature, 30+ year old woman who you can relate to because she's not doing all that naughty stuff and she's so sexy that once you build a rapport with her, you can have sex with her all the time, even though she smells like roast beef and benches almost as much as you do.

You gonna berate the kid at the claw machine who keeps spending quarters on a rigged game too? Incels keep going until they win the grand prize. And they're never gonna stop... They're never gonna stop... ❤ Never... 👫 Much love and respect to the wincels out there!

Don't disrespect the Z Man. If I were you, I'd get on the first flight to Barbados and hide out for a few years until he forgets about your post.

^^ The Z Man told me to tell you that it's over and you smell like cottage cheese and to give him his spaceship boxers back.

Don't ever "Doh" this thread again. 😡 Thomas Jane will be his running mate, he was one badass mf in The Punisher (2004). His secret service will be comprised of his goons and enforcers. The president isn't the president if he doesn't have DC by the balls. This guy is going for it! I hope he gives me some kind of political appointment if he's elected. 😕

He'll be running as a third-party candidate as the creator of the Alpharoid Party. He supports aggressive foreign policy, manly rights, limited police and court powers, and significantly increased government spending for those who are unemployed or no longer wish to work for valid reasons. Z-Man 2028. Be a man and take what's yours. 💪💪💪

I have a friend who is an expert at Netflix (cuddle) and chill. We call him the Z Man. You'd probably like him.

It wasn't an essay. I just wanted to find out how incels came about. Gordon Ramsay is an incel to me because of how he yells at women.

I heard he was and that he had fantasies of unrequited love, but back then it was the opposite of today and the ripped knights, who could crush oranges with their biceps and rode expensive horses, were getting the hot women whereas dudes like Shakespeare, who were artsy and girly and didn't have a horse or a horse license, were totally ignored by the hot maidens. Was he the first nice guy or can you think of an earlier one? And I think his plays were his way of releasing his frustration. Think about what happens at the end of Romeo and Juliet.

Where were they when I needed them?! 😡

No no no. That makes no sense. You must be Gen Z.

Who? That sounds like a silent movie actor.

It's an alpha clan. A lone wolf brotherhood that gets the 🙆 prizes, cheese, and food. #1!!

I've got multiple girls right now. They don't know about each other. I learned how to do this from my friend because b---ches used to frustrate me, but I know I got the game figured out and I got the prizes I was after. My man showed me the way, so now I serve as his enforcer and he's a bit annoyed lately because he feels like that site and some government agencies are tracking him, so I'll keep the dogs off him so that he doesn't have to deal with them himself. He's a busy guy, and he hired his enforcers for a reason. 😈💪🍿