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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. TONIGHT NARAKU'S CAR FALLS OVER NARAKU FALLS OVER AND I MEND SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER
  2. So basically, I am reducing the speedometer in my car from 200 down to 160 or 180, whatever is cheaper and easier to accomplish. I'll never have that car at 200, even if I made it more powerful to do so. I'd have to have the windows down or they'll blow off the fucking tracks at that speed. It will top out at 181. I'll never go that fast unless I have an NHRA spec rollcage welded in it. I don't even have racing harnesses for seatbelts. I got it because "Oh cool! I can upgrade from 140 to 200 to impress people!" But either I got old or my OCD is kicking in. Plus 140 and 160 don't illuminate because the overlay is kinda sucky.
  3. Calm down, Tic
  4. You're about 8 months late
  5. Oh now I AM gonna snap you nudes. :fap:
  6. I've only ever seen him shirtless owo
  7. Because you don't have snapchat.
  8. > > :painfap:
  9. I'm having tacos actually.
  10. Uh, had he been on drugs the cop probably would not have let him go, especially after a paramedic checked him out.
  11. I had a similar thing happen but no cops and not as long of a time. Pulled up to a red light behind a flatbed tractor trailer, waiting for the light to change... clutch pressed in, still in first gear. Suddenly I wake up to a slight bump.... I had drifted off and the truck had slowly drifted forward into the back of the flatbed. I was asleep with my foot still pressing the fucking clutch The truck driver never noticed and drove off when green happened, and I had no damage to my truck ... like it mattered, it was a $900 1992 Explorer.
  12. Don't tempt me.
  13. I think Ima eat some now
  14. >
  15. Try it.
  16. Ramen Rice is what it says on the back...
  17. is a chrome extension. Oh my god. :painfap:
  18. I think I just need to be completely gay now
  19. It's ok, you were gonna bottom for me anyway
  20. Or come to tc <3
  21. I could do that for my Halloween party >
  22. It's true though. Like uneducated people who think the Mason-Dixon line is in like South Carolina or some dumb shit. Nope, it's in Maryland. There is even a junkyard named after it.
  23. open bobs
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