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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. No, my car doesn't have a tilt steering column.
  2. Well I took today off, so 32. I might leave early on Friday though, because I have to trek down to Delaware.
  3. I KNEW HE WAS A FURRY
  4. Touche...
  5. bleh-ble-bleh!
  6. I still need to see the second one
  7. Then where does the bigger one go?
  8. Where does the smaller penis go?
  9. I was SUPPOSED to get $2500 for basically a bigass camper I owned on a lot near the beach. Then my parents sold their beach house while making a deal on a much better beach house, but at the last minute the seller backed out. So they used my bigass camper until they found another house, this one with a large property behind it. So now I have to somehow un-maneuver this big bitch of a camper out from behind three trees, and tow it two miles with no lights to their property. It's been on that lot since 2011. At least I'm getting my beach pad back... this time without a $2250 per season lot rent. Too bad it'll be 7 hours away, rather than 2. Looks like next summer is gonna rack up a looooot of miles on whatever Jeep I own by then > Beats paying for a hotel!
  10. I'd say a gay threesome.
  11. It really is the worst ever. Old Spice FTW
  12. No, I am waiting for yours to be.
  13. I feel the presence of a hammer. And not DrewID's version.
  14. Prove it.
  15. I added my take on Boobs.
  16. In touch? Honey my sexuality sexually harassed me.
  17. Welp time to move another thread to Dumpster Fires...
  18. TONIGHT NARAKU'S CAR FALLS OVER NARAKU FALLS OVER AND I MEND SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER
  19. So basically, I am reducing the speedometer in my car from 200 down to 160 or 180, whatever is cheaper and easier to accomplish. I'll never have that car at 200, even if I made it more powerful to do so. I'd have to have the windows down or they'll blow off the fucking tracks at that speed. It will top out at 181. I'll never go that fast unless I have an NHRA spec rollcage welded in it. I don't even have racing harnesses for seatbelts. I got it because "Oh cool! I can upgrade from 140 to 200 to impress people!" But either I got old or my OCD is kicking in. Plus 140 and 160 don't illuminate because the overlay is kinda sucky.
  20. Calm down, Tic
  21. You're about 8 months late
  22. Oh now I AM gonna snap you nudes. :fap:
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