Rogue_Alphonse

I take the meat back with me for my own benefit and end up giving half of the bacon and scrapple away to friends who like salivate at the thought of my meat

I like soft carpet in bedrooms, but I'm all about that hardwood floor life. I'll even settle for Pergo... except in bathrooms, I like tile or vinyl planks that look like hardwood. Most of the floors I have installed though, were in houses that had settled majorly and/or the owner was on a budget, so I have become accustomed to Pergo. Concrete is actually becoming popular, both for floors and counter tops.

Every time I go back up to New England, I smuggle local meat and cheese products back up - Stuff I can't get. I'm a meatbootlegger.

I was a carpenter and painter all last year, but my boss was shady and unreliable so I've been back to doing contracting work here and there...

The one I always carry is a Taurus Millennium G2 .9mm My nickel plated Smith & Wesson 39-2 is my "nice" .9mm And I bought a Remington 870 12-gauge years ago that my stepdad just keeps in his gun cabinet because, let's face it, I don't hunt and he will use it more than I will. But it's technically mine I used to have a .38 revolver (I forget the brand, was old and not worth much) as well, but I was not about to pay $52 for a box of 25 .38 shorts for a gun I'd get bored with and probably never even shoot at the range and wasn't worth much. Sold it for $200.

I was 151. I also need to shave my gooch.

This name irritates me...

Shoulda made him wear a condom...

I have a brand new one at home and it's a bitch to use and it's heavy I mean, once I get the GF a Jeep, no more shoveling...no more complaints.

@Neko bought me an automatic blowing machine already though.

Just so I can fucking use it every time it snows. I live 300 miles away.. come down to visit, it snows. Good thing that 25 year old Yamaha runs better than most newer, heavier snowblowers.

This is the like 5th time I've seen this and I still laugh. I'd Coyote swap one just to piss off everyone.

Happy Birthda- WAIT WHERE IS HE I MISS HIM I think I have his number or his FB or something DAMMIT

This is why I hate posting from mobile on my current device. I get VERY lazy.

This is more like it.

This. You get nothing.

Burn candles you nimrod. Come to think of it, your room probably already smells like "stuffy dude" so definitely get some candles

Me and @AnimationFan14 will be on the road from Amish country to Cheesesteak country. His car has a headlight out. I WILL play The Wallflowers to annoy him.

I forgot I made this

I'll be having this over the weekend.

IF and ONLY IF it gets above 50 degrees outside *Does not work well in cold

That's the spirit!

Because we all know you don't and can not get one.

Do you want banned? Because this kind of creepy gets you banned.