Rogue_Alphonse

Nothing more alpha than taking a fat dick deep in that ass.... like a man

He likes little girls.

Long story short, car went in to 15mph limp mode. I had her unhook the battery and reset the ECM. she borrowed her uncle's reader, it shows a bad ECM. I ht to coach her through removing the ECM to get the numbers off of it. I am not there to troubleshoot little issues. So it's a "throw simple parts at it" situation. Luckily the replacement used ECM was $45.

Medium rare steak.

Are you talking to yourself now?

Half of it is car talk combined with my very non-mechanically inclined gf being coached over the phone by me doing things to get her piece of shit Nissan able to get home (I am 7 hours away), and the other is extremely depressing about my grandmother. I'm drunk, I might vent.

Fuck it.

Twin pussy

YES

How did I miss this. Boy am i glad I am an HVAC certified individual and know how to keep myself warm. And cool.

bnmjy is worthless af

The orange ones.

Donlad Turmp

Czechoslovakian Traffic Cone AF

I bet he tastes like Swedish Fish.

eat ass skate fast

I get owning one if you use it for its intended purpose, but just to make a statement is stupid. I've had a few trucks, and I also have used them to tow and haul. No truck nuts.

That's a compact truck though.

What if it was crunchy... with human teeth?

I thought she was talking about my gf

My aunt makes the best wings, actually.