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Now we need one for guys with hardons. Just drill a hole in the mattress I guess.

Hey there are many people with larger junk than mine. There's a bunch of different sizes other than standard. Some people are super thick, some are super long... some are very tiny. One size does not fit all when it comes to condoms.

In an ex's bedroom. We broke her bed and the condom was too small so I went soft and didn't even get off. All in all very disappointing.

Uh, ow.

I worked most of the day, then went to the local fireworks show on the river with my fiance and did touristy stuff since its a historic district before it got dark enough for the fireworks to start. Probably the least celebrationy independence day I've ever had frankly.

Yeah, we learned this when I was 8 or 9, my mom grew pumpkins next to summer squash and watermelons and all 3 came out mangled hybrids of eachother.

Nothing to do with roots. They're genetically similar so they can cross breed when they're flowering and make weird crap.

If you grow them anywhere near another kind of melon or squash, expect inedible cross breed/hybrids.

That could mean any number of things having to do with the SSL negotiation. What ISP do you have? If your service provider is doing something like injecting ads or trying to display an inline notice about your account that can happen (and is actually why we made the site secure to begin with). If the issue happens again can you take a screenshot of the details?

I think I had a stroke while reading this

I mean seriously. How do you not know what a credit union is well into adulthood?

Yeah, you likely had to open a savings account with a $5 deposit that you can't take out until you close the account or something right? That was you "buying in" to the business.

This is... how all credit unions work. It's because they're not banks. Members are shareholders.

Playing video games with a friend and drinking wine coolers

I'm not entirely sure it's actually her. Plus, pat's decision not mine blame him.

jesus christ

Mr Rogers was a kind, gentle soul with more patience and compassion than any human being I've ever met. The biblical depiction of Jesus wishes he could be that pure. In all honestly, I think he is just the example of the best anyone could hope to be.

No, no reason to. I stopped watching the block years ago, only came there for the people I knew.

Duzi had a huge wang collection. I was inspired and started a titty collection, but lost most of that years ago.

No but that sounds pretty hot.

You're free to make your own porn and post it. I recommend the member share space for that.

There's always time for things to be made better. Life is long, most of the time.

Zenigundam - "Creep"

This happened to me when I ate a ghost pepper. I thought I was going to die.

If @Misaka tags me in one more random thread, I'm banning him and removing his rank. Also Zeni, you're a little bitch.