1938 Packard Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Maybe just a senior moment on my part. Something wasn't in its usual spot and the first idea to cross my mind was that it was stolen. No sign of break in, so it may have been somebody with a key. But, I can't just run around all batty, pointing fingers. Only three other people have keys and they're all good folks who never crossed me before. Also, why would a burglar take that thing and leave the laptops, the home theater system, the gold and other valuables? Something else was going on. So, I did a room by room search and found the thing, just not at all where I remembered putting it. It's official now. I'm nutty like a squirrel, putting things away and not remembering where I put them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Swiper no swiping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Rabble-Rabble Mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 I'm surprised you recognize that character, kid. He hasn't been featured in a McDonald's ad in fifteen years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 You're a phoney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 You're a phoney. I gleefully looked for an Obituary for the real Packard.....Alas, I was disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I gleefully looked for an Obituary for the real Packard.....Alas, I was disappointed I don't think they would have found his body yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I really find it fascinating that no one has killed you yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 I don't think they would have found his body yet. The coyotes ate it. I'm one of the ghosts that haunted his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 I really find it fascinating that no one has killed you yet Who would? Maybe some guy who wants to rub out every non believer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 You're a phoney. I'm a phone? Saxophone? Xylophone? Gramophone? All this about phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Maybe just a senior moment on my part. Something wasn't in its usual spot and the first idea to cross my mind was that it was stolen. No sign of break in, so it may have been somebody with a key. But, I can't just run around all batty, pointing fingers. Only three other people have keys and they're all good folks who never crossed me before. Also, why would a burglar take that thing and leave the laptops, the home theater system, the gold and other valuables? Something else was going on. So, I did a room by room search and found the thing, just not at all where I remembered putting it. It's official now. I'm nutty like a squirrel, putting things away and not remembering where I put them. I KNEW IT! It's a mother fucking trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 I KNEW IT! It's a mother fucking trap. Into what, exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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