Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 3, 2017 Posted May 3, 2017 Probably abour 40 or 50. A couple cracked while I was loosening tank or flange bolts. Most though I was tossing in a dumpster.
Misaka Posted May 3, 2017 Author Posted May 3, 2017 No I haven't My toilet is strong Taco Tuesday and spicy chili Wednesday
Misaka Posted May 3, 2017 Author Posted May 3, 2017 Remodeling : yes Taking a giant shit : no Finally someone got the actual detail of the thread
Azalar Hex Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 I have snapped toilet seats in half. And I have absolutely choked a toilet so badly with a brick of my man fudge that a plumber had to get involved. Luckily with only the toilet.
Skinko Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 I wouldn't say I "broke" one. I've clogged a couple in my day. Mostly because I used to be less than economical with my toilet paper use.
Misaka Posted May 4, 2017 Author Posted May 4, 2017 I wouldn't say I "broke" one. I've clogged a couple in my day. Mostly because I used to be less than economical with my toilet paper use. Did a move like that a year ago at Kmart
Skinko Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 Did a move like that a year ago at Kmart Look, if I'm in a public place and all they have is that awful thin TP, then they're just gonna have to live with the consequences. A man's gotta get clean. 8)
1938 Packard Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 I reconfigured one of the EPA required "low flow" toilets to deliver a 3.5 gallon flush. Does that count?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 I reconfigured one of the EPA required "low flow" toilets to deliver a 3.5 gallon flush. Does that count? No, I have used 3.5 guts in a 1.6 toilet as well. That's actually fixing it, not breaking it.
Misaka Posted May 4, 2017 Author Posted May 4, 2017 No, I have used 3.5 guts in a 1.6 toilet as well. That's actually fixing it, not breaking it. Wtf You need to clog it or break it not fix it
Phillies Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 i accidentally flushed my car keys down the toilet. Had to take the entire thing off to get to the trap- broke the entire toilet, it fractured.
1938 Packard Posted May 5, 2017 Posted May 5, 2017 No, I have used 3.5 guts in a 1.6 toilet as well. That's actually fixing it, not breaking it. So, whenever I put one in the trash compactor, that's breaking it.
MEXobiologist Posted May 5, 2017 Posted May 5, 2017 not with my poop but yes twice in fact though i suspect they must have been partially broken before i finished the job
1938 Packard Posted May 5, 2017 Posted May 5, 2017 not with my poop but yes twice in fact though i suspect they must have been partially broken before i finished the job You know which toilets break the most often? Those that are bolted to the wall instead of the floor. They're designed for the average 250 pound man, not the 875 pound blubber monsters that end up sitting on them.
bnmjy Posted May 5, 2017 Posted May 5, 2017 You know which toilets break the most often? Those that are bolted to the wall instead of the floor. They're designed for the average 250 pound man, not the 875 pound blubber monsters that end up sitting on them. Average 250 pound man? That's still pretty fat. The average weight of American men is around 195, which is somewhat fat for most heights.
MEXobiologist Posted May 5, 2017 Posted May 5, 2017 You know which toilets break the most often? Those that are bolted to the wall instead of the floor. They're designed for the average 250 pound man, not the 875 pound blubber monsters that end up sitting on them. they weren't that kind of toilet. once it was the toilet seat that just snapped off. the second time the area around the one remaining bolt just cracked away. both happened when i was sort of just sloppily plopping down on a toilet in the most drunken way. idk. i don't weigh much... so i guess i'm just that rough when drunk and have to pee really bad. -_'
Misaka Posted May 5, 2017 Author Posted May 5, 2017 not with my poop but yes twice in fact though i suspect they must have been partially broken before i finished the job When you say finish do you mean sitting on it?
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