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I never won anything in any of the ASMB yearbooks


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I checked through them and all I ever got was a measly runner-up for Most Likely to treat the boards as a personal blog. It's frustrating because in my elementary and HS yearbooks, I only show up in the pictures, but not for any of the class superlatives, and I always thought of myself as a decently popular guy.

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God, I barely remember that high school crap.

 

There was a lot that happened here I just suppressed and repressed during my long absence, until stuff like Zeni posts, Fan Collective, and Kapt Krunch alts became distant memories.

 

Or like NaBraniel stalkiing you from the shadows and then vanishing like Sakurazukamori, after the shade has been dealt with surgical knife-like precision.

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I checked through them and all I ever got was a measly runner-up for Most Likely to treat the boards as a personal blog. It's frustrating because in my elementary and HS yearbooks, I only show up in the pictures, but not for any of the class superlatives, and I always thought of myself as a decently popular guy.

 

Yeah, everyone thinks they're decently popular in high school,

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Yeah, everyone thinks they're decently popular in high school,

 

Most likely to be Pero Alt *tears open envelope like Steve Harvey *

 

And the winner is..

 

 

Bucket

 

 

Oh wait, no, I'm sorry.

 

I got the wrong envelope.

 

The real winner is

 

Zeni

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I checked through them and all I ever got was a measly runner-up for Most Likely to treat the boards as a personal blog. It's frustrating because in my elementary and HS yearbooks, I only show up in the pictures, but not for any of the class superlatives, and I always thought of myself as a decently popular guy.

 

 

I remember those, they always seemed to be huge drama fest

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I only got one shot in all my yearbooks that wasn't an official school picture.  And it was of me creating a crudely drawn butt on one of the school computers in mspaint.

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If you want, you can be the official UEMB Creepy Bastard of the Century.

 

All you have to do, is... catch the flying poodle!!

 

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Aww, man...  :(

 

 

How about I get the badass lone wolf lady killer gigolo award?  S:

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One time I was runner-up for the award for drunken something or-other, I don't remember what it was exactly. But I felt really good about it at the time. I was bolstered by an infamous thread where I asked for people's SSNs. :D

 

Also, an actual high school, I was once a runner up for class clown. That made me feel good, although looking back, it was probably more a case of my peers laughing at me rather than with me. But fuck it, I still consider that an accomplishment.

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God, I barely remember that high school crap.

 

There was a lot that happened here I just suppressed and repressed during my long absence, until stuff like Zeni posts, Fan Collective, and Kapt Krunch alts became distant memories.

 

Or like NaBraniel stalkiing you from the shadows and then vanishing like Sakurazukamori, after the shade has been dealt with surgical knife-like precision.

 

Guess at your identity redacted. immediately after guessing this I had two more guesses, and I don't feel good about any of them, so nevermind

 

If you're just anon now that's cool too

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Guess at your identity redacted. immediately after guessing this I had two more guesses, and I don't feel good about any of them, so nevermind

 

If you're just anon now that's cool too

 

It's okay, you can spill the beans if you wish. I do enjoy being anon and an agent of chaos, but somehow I have a feeling that deep down you know.

 

I mean you should know, but people's memory of posting styles grows dimmer the longer one is absent from the party.

 

It's good to be back, though.

 

I've missed you guys.

 

Well.. most of you guys, anyway.

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Hah. No.

You get the Not Allowed within 500 Feet of Any School award.

Congrats.

 

Honestly, I would go insane if that happened. Legal age teens love me, so I really can't afford to be kept away. And I mean platonic love.  :it:

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I can't remember and I don't give a fuck

 

I can't remember and I don't give a fuck

 

I can't remember and I don't give a fuck

 

I can't remember and I don't give a fuck

 

I can't remember and I don't give a fuck

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