enad Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Obviously the first step is to change the black background to white. Beyond that, suggestions? I was considering placing Carl's Jr on a mouse trap, but then I decided her fingers might pop like Dollar General water balloons.
stilgar Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Tilt everything 45 degrees and offer her coupons to Red Lobster.
Phillies Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Offer her a Lobster, some fried chicken and uh... a welfare check... on top of my naked body
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Obviously the first step is to change the black background to white. Beyond that, suggestions? I was considering placing Carl's Jr on a mouse trap, but then I decided her fingers might pop like Dollar General water balloons. Change her name back to "The_Wrath_of_Subaway"?
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 why? she'll come back anyways. This......The day after she made her farewell post she logged in the next day at like 9pm but didn't post. She still checks in vanity to see if anyone is talking about her so if anything, this thread alone will be enough to pull her chain. The new place she claims to have found is as real as all the men she claims that want her but we only ever see in chat box form.
naraku360 Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 Tell her Phillies' dick smells even more like gas station sushi than usual.
naraku360 Posted April 14, 2017 Posted April 14, 2017 This......The day after she made her farewell post she logged in the next day at like 9pm but didn't post. She still checks in vanity to see if anyone is talking about her so if anything, this thread alone will be enough to pull her chain. The new place she claims to have found is as real as all the men she claims that want her but we only ever see in chat box form. No, they exist and they want her. Just not enough to consider getting photographed with her, lest they be compelled to take their annual shower early.
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