Guest The Hound Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 so i jsut had cops roll up out back on me whle i was workingon the del sol saying they had reports of someone smoking "narcotics" out back in a black car on glenview blunt was in my hand i rolled it under the car and lit a cig, said the only thing being smoked here is cigs. she said well it smells like dope, i said "idk what to tell you this here is a cig in my hand" then she rolled off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 i took this from my fb messenger which is why it came out like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 ..............None of this makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 ..............None of this makes sense. theres a lot of philly talk in that basically i was out back talking to my neighbor while working on my car and smoking a blunt.he was working on his own car cop car rolls down the driveway and just keeps going the first time, we're both like... wtf? cop car rolls back down again and this top stops in front of my gate asking if this is the _____ address, i said yea whats up she said someone called us saying "narcotics were being smoked in a black car" the first time i saw the cop car roll down i put my blunt out and put it inside my house, came back outside and lit a cig so the only thing this cop sees or smells is the cig in my hand i said to her yea only thing here is a cig idk what to tell you. i said its just two people working on their car out here smoking cigs, she looked around and just rolled away after i asked her if there's anything else she needs like i was on my own private property when this was happening, so even if i did have the blunt in my hand there wasn't shit they could do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 LMAO!! Stop breaking the law and projecting your small penis status on me. YES you had drugs in your car! YES that's highly illegal! YES you should have been arrested! You got very lucky because that's an egregious violation of the law known as possession of a controlled substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Also, obstruction of justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 zeni i told you i dont see your post. stop wasting your time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Man, I thought Philly was cooler than that.....that's the stupid shit that would happen by me : o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 LMAO!! Stop breaking the law and projecting your small penis status on me. YES you had drugs in your car! YES that's highly illegal! YES you should have been arrested! You got very lucky because that's an egregious violation of the law known as possession of a controlled substance. Shut up Micropenis.....why don't you stop drinking and driving and learn how to follow a conversation with a woman before you play your judgeridoo on somebody -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Man, I thought Philly was cooler than that.....that's the stupid shit that would happen by me : o I have legit gotten into a half drunk blowout with a cop for backing my car in and having two tires a little over the line of a handicapped spot at Wawa. I was pulling out and forgot my friend's cigs, so threw it in revere and left my car sitting in the spot, running, with the top down and three people in it. Before I was back out the door this cop ws up on my face telling me "Parking like this is like saying Fuck you to my face!" to which I replied, "Why the fuck would I leave my Mustang RUNNING WITH THE TOP DOWN NEAR THE FRANKFORD TERMINAL. Obviously I'm not leaving it here." My friend calmed me down and the cop got in his PPD fucking VAN, and just before I pulled out sideways in a cloud if tire smoke I said loudly to my friends, "Oh he's just mad he's stuck with the Police Pedo van." But in a different case, underage and drinking in the open at Gay Pride me asked a cop where to "get more of these" as I pointed to my open beer and he directed the 5 of us to a small place that sold six packs. Only one of us was over 21 > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Had a similar thing happen back when I was a teen. My brother and I were on our way back from the video store (dated story). A cop car flashes his lights for us to pull over, so my brother puts on his four ways and pull into a parking lot because the road we were on doesn't have a shoulder and it isn't safe for the cop to stand in the middle of the damn road. The cop comes up to our now parked car and starts screaming at us that we were evading him. Also my brothers first car like many first cars were a piece of shit and the windows wouldn't go down, so he had to open the door which resulted in the officer pulling a gun on us. We didn't have pot, but what we did have were a bunch of super gay flavored cigars (my brother is the worst type of cigar person) which people often do use as blunt papers. The cop tells us to hand him the "blunt" My brother said sure and told him he could keep it if he wants. He notices me in the car and calls for backup I'm like wtf. He asks my brother to get the car info to him "still has a damn gun on us by the way", I go to reach for it in the glove box and he starts yelling at me asking what I was doing. I told him getting the info he asked for. He then asked if there was a gun in the glove box that I was reaching for. I told him if he is so scared about it just handcuff the both of us and search the car himself. My brother gave me a semi pissed off look for being a smartass to a cop, then the backup shows up. Thankfully it was a cop that is a family friend and he motherfucks this rookie right in front of us. I guess the rookie didn't know that my family was friends with the ex chief of police who is now county judge, the current chief of police, and his son who was also an officer. Shit hit the fan pretty hard for that rookie, from what I know he was either transferred or fired. The huge issue I guess was holding us at gun point as I was 15 at the time, but I'm kinda sure he messed up a few other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 LMAO!! Stop breaking the law and projecting your small penis status on me. YES you had drugs in your car! YES that's highly illegal! YES you should have been arrested! You got very lucky because that's an egregious violation of the law known as possession of a controlled substance. Didn't you brag about stealing a PS4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 bored cop is bored af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I heard they have to respond to stupid shit like this. The cop didn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Had a similar thing happen back when I was a teen. My brother and I were on our way back from the video store (dated story). A cop car flashes his lights for us to pull over, so my brother puts on his four ways and pull into a parking lot because the road we were on doesn't have a shoulder and it isn't safe for the cop to stand in the middle of the damn road. The cop comes up to our now parked car and starts screaming at us that we were evading him. Also my brothers first car like many first cars were a piece of shit and the windows wouldn't go down, so he had to open the door which resulted in the officer pulling a gun on us. We didn't have pot, but what we did have were a bunch of super gay flavored cigars (my brother is the worst type of cigar person) which people often do use as blunt papers. The cop tells us to hand him the "blunt" My brother said sure and told him he could keep it if he wants. He notices me in the car and calls for backup I'm like wtf. He asks my brother to get the car info to him "still has a damn gun on us by the way", I go to reach for it in the glove box and he starts yelling at me asking what I was doing. I told him getting the info he asked for. He then asked if there was a gun in the glove box that I was reaching for. I told him if he is so scared about it just handcuff the both of us and search the car himself. My brother gave me a semi pissed off look for being a smartass to a cop, then the backup shows up. Thankfully it was a cop that is a family friend and he motherfucks this rookie right in front of us. I guess the rookie didn't know that my family was friends with the ex chief of police who is now county judge, the current chief of police, and his son who was also an officer. Shit hit the fan pretty hard for that rookie, from what I know he was either transferred or fired. The huge issue I guess was holding us at gun point as I was 15 at the time, but I'm kinda sure he messed up a few other things. TL;DR, but I read the sentence where you said the cop held you at gunpoint. Glad you've changed your ways. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I heard they have to respond to stupid shit like this. The cop didn't care. they do. some people i know all live in the same apt building... its an old lumber baron home thats been turned into 5 apartments and one large hostel. there is a lady who lives across the street and constantly calls 911 to complain about everything. once at 2pm because two of the residents were in the yard playing acoustic guitars when he came up to us, he said, "you know who called this in right? i have to respond but you're not breaking any laws. so i'll go talk to her and let her know as much but it would be super cool to me personally if you just moved to the other side of the house so she doesn't call again. its a pain for us too. she once called us because the bell was broken at the train crossing, while she was watching them fix it from her front lawn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Good job! Remember kids, it's not illegal to smell like marijuana! It's decriminalized in Philly anyway. So a blunt will get you nothing more than it taken from you and thrown away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 theyll take my blunt when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!! i still remember each time i had to watch a cop smash my bowl on a sidewalk the upside is that i was never arrested, even as a minor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 TL;DR, but I read the sentence where you said the cop held you at gunpoint. Glad you've changed your ways. O_O The cop got fired, and was being a douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 The cop got fired, and was being a douche I'm not saying the cop wasn't overzealous, but it takes a lot to get a weapon drawn on you. I'm glad that you're not like that anymore, my friend. You're a law-abiding citizen now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Also, obstruction of justice Says the rapey stalker creep.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'm not saying the cop wasn't overzealous, but it takes a lot to get a weapon drawn on you. I'm glad that you're not like that anymore, my friend. You're a law-abiding citizen now. My brother's window didn't go down, so my brother had to open the door, it freaked the cop out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 YES yes yes yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 During my first interaction with police officers, I refused a breathalyzer, called them motherfuckers, and demanded that they search me. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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