Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I was looking great, like always, but what stopped me is that there was a crossing guard there. She was almost assuredly a HS senior, and she had this amazing look to her, mostly because she was fcking hot, and I was gonna pull over my car on a side street and pretend like I was walking on the sidewalk to go and talk to her, but I could tell by the way the crossing guard was eyeing me, that he was gonna blow up the spot, and he really has no business doing that since he's like 65 year old grandpa who needs to mind his own business! Yeah... Tomorrow for sure. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 You just don't want it bad enough do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 You just don't want it bad enough do you? I'll probably see her again. First impressions mean a lot to my prized 17-18 year old dating range, and the last thing I needed was to get into it the crossing guard and then probably have to take his stop sign and whack him with it so that his head went through it like a Looney Tunes skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Poor kitten. Game thrown off because there's someone to witness it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 If I were you, I'd be more concerned about him calling the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 Poor kitten. Game thrown off because there's someone to witness it. I just didn't want him to come over and kill the mood. He seemed like a buzzkill waiting to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 If I were you, I'd be more concerned about him calling the cops. Well since I'm in the same age group as the girl, and we're supposed to socialize and possibly date because that's what we kids do, I don't see why he'd call the cops other than that he's a baby boomer who doesn't understand how our generation socializes. He probably thinks we're not supposed to meet on the sidewalk at random, but at some formal party where I ask her to a slow dance. Lmao old timers smh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I'll probably see her again. First impressions mean a lot to my prized 17-18 year old dating range, and the last thing I needed was to get into it the crossing guard and then probably have to take his stop sign and whack him with it so that his head went through it like a Looney Tunes skit. naraku360[/member] take care of this thread too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 It's not an uncommon thing, you know. Not being able to perform under pressure. You don't have to be so ashamed of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 It's not an uncommon thing, you know. Not being able to perform under pressure. You don't have to be so ashamed of it. I'm uncommon, so I perform exceptionally well under pressure (do I even feel pressure?), just one of a kind, the last lone wolf alpha male warrior legend, and I'll see her again in the coming weeks, and perhaps we'll... share a kiss. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 You're not in the same age group. You're almost 27. She may be 18 or she may be 15. The generation doesn't matter; most people take exception to pervs trying to pick up young girls on their way home from school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 She's still on OKC though, and she said she'd be up for hanging out this weekend if she's not working, but she made it clear that she's not looking for a relationship. ANYWAY, I think I'll just have to play homewrecker. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 You're not giving her enough credit for reaching young adulthood. I appreciate adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 And she's 18, which is perfect for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 So you're gonna catch an ass whooping and a case.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I appreciate adults. If you appreciate adults then act like one and quit perving on kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 This only works if the girls are of age and you have a car that will make you look good... but let's be honest, a LaFerrari couldn't help you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 So you're gonna catch an ass whooping and a case.... Well not really because I'm gonna win the fight. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Well not really because I'm gonna win the fight. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I was looking great, like always, but what stopped me is that there was a crossing guard there. She was almost assuredly a HS senior, and she had this amazing look to her, mostly because she was fcking hot, and I was gonna pull over my car on a side street and pretend like I was walking on the sidewalk to go and talk to her, but I could tell by the way the crossing guard was eyeing me, that he was gonna blow up the spot, and he really has no business doing that since he's like 65 year old grandpa who needs to mind his own business! Yeah... Tomorrow for sure. <3 It almost feels like you want to become a registered sex offender. Either way, you are not almost the same age as that girl and you need to start dating adults. Stop lusting over underage girls and find a job where you do have any contact with teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 How is 17-19 underage? Lol. The age difference is overstated, I'm young too and I understand. <3 *sigh* Why do you make it seem like I need help? </3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 If she is 17 then she is still considered underage. And if what everone is saying is correct and you have past you mid 20s then you aren't exactly a kid anymore. And just explain one thing to me. What exactly do you have in common with a teenager? Teens still tend to act like children and have very childish beliefs about what life is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 If she is 17 then she is still considered underage. And if what everone is saying is correct and you have past you mid 20s then you aren't exactly a kid anymore. And just explain one thing to me. What exactly do you have in common with a teenager? Teens still tend to act like children and have very childish beliefs about what life is like. it will be best if you just ignore him. he's a troll/personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 If she is 17 then she is still considered underage. And if what everone is saying is correct and you have past you mid 20s then you aren't exactly a kid anymore. And just explain one thing to me. What exactly do you have in common with a teenager? Teens still tend to act like children and have very childish beliefs about what life is like. Well if she's 17, it's not illegal for her to date me is what I mean. Anyway, I have a ton in common with teenagers. I understand the 17-19 year olds. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 it will be best if you just ignore him. he's a troll/personality. I guess you're right. >. < I work with teens and I guess some of the things that he says gets to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 I could understand if I were 45 and trying to date 18 year olds, but I'm still young and full of life and I can relate to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I guess you're right. >. < I work with teens and I guess some of the things that he says gets to me. trust me. the only reason why people talk to him is to insult him. and even then he gets off on that. no use in reasoning with him either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 trust me. the only reason why people talk to him is to insult him. and even then he gets off on that. no use in reasoning with him either. Thank you fir talking me down from the edge. It did make me wonder if he is trolling us or if he really feels that way. But you are right, I need to not react. This just makes me miss the division that we had on the old boards between IB and Babbling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 I'm being 100% serious haha. I don't get why my views are so taboo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Thank you fir talking me down from the edge. It did make me wonder if he is trolling us or if he really feels that way. But you are right, I need to not react. This just makes me miss the division that we had on the old boards between IB and Babbling. yeah i saw where you were heading towards and just thought i'd give you a warning. and it's best not to wonder too much about it unless you want to get into crazy speculation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I'm being 100% serious haha. I don't get why my views are so taboo. I bet you drive a 1996 Nissan Quest with a different colored liftgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 yeah i saw where you were heading towards and just thought i'd give you a warning. and it's best not to wonder too much about it unless you want to get into crazy speculation >.> <. < You saw nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I'm being 100% serious haha. I don't get why my views are so taboo. they are not O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 >.> <. < You saw nothing! how long have weve known each other for? 10+ years? cant fool me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lily_cat Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 how long have weve known each other for? 10+ years? cant fool me. Has it been that long? You must be so old by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Has it been that long? You must be so old by now. if i remember correctly, you were a few years older than me . dont kill me ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I was looking great, like always, but what stopped me is that there was a crossing guard there. She was almost assuredly a HS senior, and she had this amazing look to her, mostly because she was fcking hot, and I was gonna pull over my car on a side street and pretend like I was walking on the sidewalk to go and talk to her, but I could tell by the way the crossing guard was eyeing me, that he was gonna blow up the spot, and he really has no business doing that since he's like 65 year old grandpa who needs to mind his own business! Yeah... Tomorrow for sure. <3 The truly fucked up part of all this? The girl is in a wheelchair. This sick fuck singled her out because she can't run away. If she took off in her wheelchair, he has a slim chance of actually catching up to her, ain't that right, fat boy? Anyway, the only thing that saved this poor girl, was the crossing guard being there. You need help. I don't mean mental help, either. I'm thinking more along the lines of castration. I'm sure there are enough people here willing to lend a hand, or knife, or scissors, hell, a shard of broken glass would be sufficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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