Zenigundam Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 WTF that's romantic as shit. I'd expect this behavior from millennials, not from them. Very disappointed
Zenigundam Posted April 5, 2017 Author Posted April 5, 2017 :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: That's what I'm doing to their pics since they won't respond to my lone wolf alpha male warrior badass messages sadly.
bnmjy Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 "so the other day this ratchet short ass mexican was hitting on me lol"
Swimmod_Luna Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 That's what I'm doing to their pics since they won't respond to my lone wolf alpha male warrior badass messages sadly. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Zenigundam Posted April 5, 2017 Author Posted April 5, 2017 The results aren't meeting my sexiness. The math doesn't add up. (A line Chris Hansen should have used when he busted the math tutor trying to meet up with a 13 year old girl and the tutor claimed he was being a good Samaritan and making sure she was OK and wasn't with somebody much older in the house)
Kudasai Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 That's what I'm doing to their pics since they won't respond to my lone wolf alpha male warrior badass messages sadly. You'll always have Rebecca :fap:
MEXobiologist Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 naraku360[/member] again i say, why you hate me so many?? you make my pants sad
Houdini Splicer Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 WTF that's romantic as shit. I'd expect this behavior from millennials, not from them. Very disappointed Just tell them the truth. You want to tie them to a chair, and have them watch you as you whack off to their pictures, while grinding Tiger into your asshole. At first, they would be horrified (as they damn well should). Then, they would break out into uncontrollable fits of laughter from watching you mangle your little vienna sausage of a pecker. While you're crying out of embarassment and shame, they would slip out of the ropes and go to the police. So, this story does have a happy ending after all. Awesome.
naraku360 Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 naraku360[/member] again i say, why you hate me so many?? you make my pants sad MEXobiologist[/member] It's clearly you that hates me. Why would you censor my posts if you didn't? I thought were friends. But here you are, being that friend. You know, the one that censors posts. The uncool post censoring friend. You could just toss it in the dumpster fire and leave it the way it belongs. >.>
MEXobiologist Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 MEXobiologist[/member] It's clearly you that hates me. Why would you censor my posts if you didn't? I thought were friends. But here you are, being that friend. You know, the one that censors posts. The uncool post censoring friend. You could just toss it in the dumpster fire and leave it the way it belongs. >.> ::: I certainly do not! ::: I will accept the uncool part tho cuz reasons Our stalemate continues...
naraku360 Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 ::: I certainly do not! I will accept the uncool part tho cuz reasons Our stalemate continues... I'm just teasing. Really though, it's all for the fun of shitting on Tic threads.
MEXobiologist Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 I'm just teasing. Really though, it's all for the fun of shitting on Tic threads. I know, cuz I think "maaaaaan he's in a tic thread" and then I have to look, and then my coworker walks behind me and asks what I'm looking at... and then... well, and then I just say i'm censoring porn tl;dr my name means unlucky ::HMM::
stilgar Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 Stop whispering it into the ears of kindergartners while they are walking home from school.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 Stop whispering it into the ears of kindergartners while they are walking home from school. I can picture him, hiding behind a tree, saying that while waving a half-melted Snickers bar around. >
Zenigundam Posted April 5, 2017 Author Posted April 5, 2017 Just tell them the truth. You want to tie them to a chair, and have them watch you as you whack off to their pictures, while grinding Tiger into your asshole. At first, they would be horrified (as they damn well should). Then, they would break out into uncontrollable fits of laughter from watching you mangle your little vienna sausage of a pecker. While you're crying out of embarassment and shame, they would slip out of the ropes and go to the police. So, this story does have a happy ending after all. Awesome. You should write a fantasy novel.
Zenigundam Posted April 5, 2017 Author Posted April 5, 2017 Plot twist Its working for every other guy *slams you against the nearest bookcase*
naraku360 Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 I know, cuz I think "maaaaaan he's in a tic thread" and then I have to look, and then my coworker walks behind me and asks what I'm looking at... and then... well, and then I just say i'm censoring porn tl;dr my name means unlucky ::HMM:: I still say you should just toss it in the Dumpster Fire.
Houdini Splicer Posted April 5, 2017 Posted April 5, 2017 You should write a fantasy novel. Maybe some day, but right now I'm finishing up a story called, "To Catch a Sexual Predator: The Zenigundam Story". I've already sold the rights to a studio, and it's going to be made into a TV movie. Oh, here's something you'll like: it'll be shown on LIfetime, your favorite channel. No, no, don't thank me. I'm just doing my part to make the world aware of "people" like you.
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