MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 they get paid good money too. i've seen some where i live and thought about going just to laugh at people O0 :420: but sometimes you just need a cuddle
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 well, you seem a lover, so i won't doubt that... have you ever considered starting your own professional cuddler business i hear thats an actual thing i'd pay for that shit right about meow i require arm tickles, stat! Okay, no shit. Yes I kinda wanna do that... like that guy who walks people. I wanna cuddle.
Distortedreasoning Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 but sometimes you just need a cuddle i wont lie and say i dont need one but still. gotta be a jerk O0
mthor Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 No whey. You're being dramatic. I'm taking a bubble bath... not a bloody bath. I told you I was over the human sacrifice stage already. Oh, come on - one never really gets over the human sacrifice stage.
EvilsergE Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 Trying to make me jealous? Not from last night, but tub none the less.
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 Oh, come on - one never really gets over the human sacrifice stage. But its too hard to find sacrifices these days. I don't wanna work that hard
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 nah i'm fat and ugly. Kinda like my armpits then
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 Trying to make me jealous? Not from last night, but tub none the less. No. I honestly didn't know you liked vodka and pink lemonade that much. ::spin:: My bad.
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 Sexobiologist I want in. So you aren't the name changer then! Damn. Someone has been busy tho I'm interested to see what other names crop up today, keke!
Mewn Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 and this is why we can't have nice things Hey, I never asked for nice things >__>
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 Hey, I never asked for nice things >__> not even avant garde fashion pieces?
Mewn Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 not even avant garde fashion pieces? I mean <.< Are they nice, tho? ::HMM:: Maybe weird nice. Okay. I want one nice thing. Also this chicken run song is lolz.
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 I mean <.< Are they nice, tho? ::HMM:: Maybe weird nice. Okay. I want one nice thing. Also this chicken run song is lolz. isn't it just fabulous?! many lolz... it makes me want to chase my cats actually, hahahaha
Mewn Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 isn't it just fabulous?! many lolz... it makes me want to chase my cats actually, hahahaha Hahahahaha, yesss. I now have Will Arnett talking about toasters in the background. This day is much more fun with websites do shet. Tumblr was bleh, idk if the tomogatchi horse in the corner is their prank but DUUUUMB.
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 Hahahahaha, yesss. I now have Will Arnett talking about toasters in the background. This day is much more fun with websites do shet. Tumblr was bleh, idk if the tomogatchi horse in the corner is their prank but DUUUUMB. ::spin:: i honestly didn't even think to check anywhere else
Mewn Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 ::spin:: i honestly didn't even think to check anywhere else oooo I always do I don't see anything for youtube. FB probz won't do shet. MAL, I think the shop is the prank??? stuuuuuuupid.
Guest The Hound Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 So you aren't the name changer then! Damn. Someone has been busy tho I'm interested to see what other names crop up today, keke! That's not what I ment but okay
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 That's not what I ment but okay well.... fuck ::spin:: lol
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 if I get drunk I always end up in a bathtub somehow anyway. but I don't drink that often
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 if I get drunk I always end up in a bathtub somehow anyway. but I don't drink that often i just love bathing the drinking started off to relax and then continued because i was bored and lonely then it was just out of sheer hilarity and goofyness, cuz what the fresh fuck ever! and, some people actually left me cheesy jokes! WINNING! <3
Guest The Hound Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 well.... fuck ::spin:: lol :brownbottle: :420:
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 LMAO that sounds fun I like to take baths too!
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 :brownbottle: :420: these are a few of my favorite things!! (be glad you didn't actually hear me sing that) oh snap! can we get a music note one this bitch?!?
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 LMAO that sounds fun I like to take baths too! hell yeah! they are the fucking best i needed that one really fuckin bad tho i gym'd twice yesterday and my muscles were revolting
CAC Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 MAL, I think the shop is the prank??? stuuuuuuupid. They should really do a shop for real though lol
Ginguy Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 Ugh, so all I wanted to do was sleep in, instead I got up at 5:30 in the morning, again, didn't bother to eat anything to lunch and spent all morning doing obnoxious crap I had been putting off. Worst AFD ever. One last thing, what do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. >
CAC Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 One last thing, what do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. > ahhh, of course.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 So you aren't the name changer then! Damn. Someone has been busy tho I'm interested to see what other names crop up today, keke! Guilty! <3
MEXobiologist Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 Gingles[/member] omg thank you! Because of your joke, I was able to rile up the vegans in the breakroom. Priceless
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