I quit smoking pot

[Noob]

I've smoked a lot of pot over the years and in all that time I never called it pot, and also never wanted to stop. I thought it was really good for my brian

But since stopping this summer I've noticed how much different being on pot made me and that I really had no idea what being sober is like (I quit drinking heavily quite awhile ago thanks to pot)

Pot is like Substance D from that classic movie A Scanner Darkly. Once you're on pot that's it you're a different person, you don't even realize what it's like to not be on it anymore. Even when you're not immediately high or before you even smoke that day, it's still swimming around in you from before making you different and suppressing your autism. It takes time to get sober and return to your natural Self

Anyway all that being said things have been better without pot but look what the fuck I found just laying in the fucking street like a stupid evil little asshole inviting me to pucker up and lick its devilishly tingly ticklish little taint: 

Spoiler

A fucking plastic cup of loose weed. It was just laying there in the sun, partially spilled out into the road. All muddy and grimy and shit 

I immediately scooped it up and took it home and ground some up and smoked it and it's pot. Not fake delta 8 pot like I thought, nope it's 100% just fuckin pot. I don't even want to smoke this I'm so mad at the world for giving it to me Now, like really? NOW is when I find this just sitting there in public, when for the first time in my life I consider it lower than FECES? 

Now the universe gifts me this. Now. Not before. Not all those times when I was broke and smoking literal stems and microscopic bits of resin out of a goddamn apple. Noooooooooo, NOW is when this shit obscenely flashes me in public laying spread eagle in the middle of the goddamn. Public thoroughfare

When they're serving pot drinks at every dive bar and pizza joint, NOW is when I find a dirty Solo cup full of weed that yes im going to smoke because fuck you pot, this is unfriggin believable. 

Edited 4 hours ago by Noob
Pot is bad and I'm proving it

[Insipid]

[Noob]

10 minutes ago, Insipid said:

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It's an elephant 

[André Toulon]

[Noob]

Is that the hypno choad

[Noob]

[scoobdog]

Hypno choad…. That’s good.

[André Toulon]

15 minutes ago, Noob said:

Is that the hypno choad

Libra, the Equilibrius Beast. King of the money's paw wish.

 

[Noob]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

the money's paw wish

May I wish for a monkey's paw, because I'm allergic to money

[André Toulon]

4 minutes ago, Noob said:

May I wish for a monkey's paw, because I'm allergic to money

Yes, but if you dont have the runes, he'll take half your max HP.  Equality is a must.

[molarbear]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Yes, but if you dont have the runes, he'll take half your max HP.  Equality is a must.

Nah, I'll take it

Tell that bitch it can have my liver

I'd like it see it in a 3-way hell in a cell match with satan and ctlhulhu for that thing

If I'm making some kind of monkey paw, cross roads offer, at least let the general public be entertained 

You're all welcome 

[Noob]

3 minutes ago, molarbear said:

3-way hell in a cell match with satan and ctlhulhu for that thing

At that point ya just gotta add a few more contenders and make it an Armageddon Hell in a Cell.

Or at least a couple more contenders + a Rikishi (Shiva)

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, Noob said:

I thought it was really good for my brian