sports NFL Smack-Talking 2025/26. F**k your parley, ball them sheets up.

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

God doesn't love me enough for this to be real, but it would be so awesome to ruffle Kirk's jimmies before a game

Kirk Cousins. It’s great to see how beloved he is 😆

[1pooh4u]

Good for Myles Garett. 

[1pooh4u]

I think I just seen a drunk 11 yo in the stands of the Buffalo game 😆

[1pooh4u]

I can’t wait for tonight’s game. If the Ravens beat the Steelers, Aaron Rodgers can bend over and kiss his own ass goodbye. 

[1pooh4u]

LV tied w KC if the Raiders win and the Jets lose, they might get the #1 draft pick 

[1pooh4u]

It’s the third quarter already 

this game ain’t even fair. The Bills are like real football players tossing around NYJ’s little receivers and Pop Warner guys 🫠

[Jman]

There are bad football teams, really bad football teams, and then there’s the Jets.

[1pooh4u]

27 minutes ago, Jman said:

There are bad football teams, really bad football teams, and then there’s the Jets.

35-8 it’s crazy. They’re so bad 😆

[1pooh4u]

Raiders still winning 11-9. Cmon Raiders win a game for pride 🫠

[1pooh4u]

NY Jets season ended exactly as expected. Terrible season overall. Lots of blame to go around. Glenn will be the coach next season. So idk what will happen with that. I don’t have any expectations for next year 

[1pooh4u]

Raiders won 14-12 gotta check out who lost worst. Game isn’t over yet but 2 seconds left and Vegas got the ball. Jets are #1?maybe?😆

[1pooh4u]

NYJ definitely pick at #2 but LV just won a division rival and I think NYJ got swept by theirs . I don’t see how NY didn’t lose more. I think they got swept in their division and everything 

[1pooh4u]

Refs bullshitting already cuz Rodgers gotta win

[SwimOdin]

Raheem fired.  THANK YOU.

[Jman]

 

[1pooh4u]

Ravens don’t wanna win this game. Kicking out of bounds. Cmon man 

[1pooh4u]

55 seconds 3 time outs. Cmon Ravens don’t let those scrub Steelers win 

[1pooh4u]

lol that kid is gonna be hated for a long time 

[molarbear]

6 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

NY Jets season ended exactly as expected. Terrible season overall. Lots of blame to go around. Glenn will be the coach next season. So idk what will happen with that. I don’t have any expectations for next year 

Hey now! That first round QB purgatory curse is still a thing 

Jets need a rebuild from the top more than anything

[Jman]

 

[1pooh4u]

I can’t believe the ravens fired Harbaugh after 18 years 

Miami just fired Mike McDaniel. That I can believe. Dude is a mess 

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

 

Miami just fired Mike McDaniel. That I can believe. Dude is a mess 

I watched bro go from Yale to Yayo.

I've convinced myself hes the plug

[1pooh4u]

12 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I watched bro go from Yale to Yayo.

I've convinced myself hes the plug

He definitely got the good shit 😆

[tsar4]

On ESPN Radio Chicago, we've got a sports guy named Dave Kaplan.  Apparently it's a thing for people on the ESPN airwaves in different cites to appear on other city's shows.  "Kap" (BIG Bears fan) appeared on an ESPN radio north of the "Cheddar Curtain".  The guys on the Wisc. station wanted to make a bet as to who would win the game Saturday.  They said if GB won, Kap had to wear a Jordan Love jersey for the entirety of his next show.  He said "fine", and said "and if we win, you'll wear a Caleb Willliams jersey for your show".

Response: "I'd rather burn in Hell!"

Kap offered to throw in Lou Malnati's Pizza.  

Response: "No!"

Kap says: "Ok, I'll just go to your boss."

Response: "Fine, he's right down the hall."

Kap: "No - not your immediate superior, I'll go to [Kap gives the name of whoever is in charge of ESPN radio]."

Response: "oh..."

Edited Friday at 12:11 AM by tsar4

[SwimOdin]

Want: Harbaugh

Will get: McDaniel

rip

[1pooh4u]

Harbaugh will probably go to Miami 

ofc once again quality coaches are available but NYJ isn’t looking 

if the Giants were smart they would grab up Harbaugh but idk what they wanna do. I don’t pay much attention to the NYG

[discolé monade]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Harbaugh will probably go to Miami 

ofc once again quality coaches are available but NYJ isn’t looking 

if the Giants were smart they would grab up Harbaugh but idk what they wanna do. I don’t pay much attention to the NYG

neither do...for the last few YEARS. 

gahd. 

[SwimOdin]

GET FUCKING SET

Matt Ryan named Falcons president

 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47569910/falcons-great-matt-ryan-named-team-president-football

 

[André Toulon]

I see the president interviews went better than the head coach ones

[Jman]

Carolina/LA is an unexpected banger.

[1pooh4u]

Just now, Jman said:

Carolina/LA is an unexpected banger.

Inorite?!? 
 

kinda bullshit how a team w a winning record visits a team w a losing one

Stafford is an underrated qb. Let’s see 

[1pooh4u]

Stafford can do it w Nacua 

[1pooh4u]

Ooooweee let’s go Rams!

[Jman]

Second I said that Carolina collapsed.

[1pooh4u]

Panthers played well but it wasn’t enough 

[tsar4]

LFG GREEN BAY SUCKS FTP

[UwPp]

LETS GO PACKERS

Cuz it's my mommy's team. 

And matt lafluer is daddy. 

...

Don't come at me. 

[1pooh4u]

lol fuckin Chicago can’t seem to stop Greenbay from scoring. Poor Bears fans. 

[1pooh4u]

3 hours ago, Jman said:

Second I said that Carolina collapsed.

I hate when that happens 

[1pooh4u]

Chicago made it a 3pt game. Is this why they call them the “cardiac bears”?

[Jman]

They still can’t stop those first downs though.  And that will screw them.

[1pooh4u]

Holy shit he missed, lol 

[Jman]

Well damn.  Still plenty of time though, and 1 timeout.

[1pooh4u]

Good games tonight 

[1pooh4u]

1 more down 

[1pooh4u]

Damn so excite 

[Jman]

This one is going down to the wire.  

[1pooh4u]

Uh oh 10 second injury run off 

[1pooh4u]

Looks like Chicago could win this one 

[1pooh4u]

Congrats Chicago