sports NFL Smack-Talking 2025/26. F**k your parley, ball them sheets up.

[SwimOdin]

2025 Falcons kicking has been atrocious 

[1pooh4u]

I’m a few plays back now lol game probably 23-14 ATL by now 

[1pooh4u]

Fuckin refs treat the NYJ like shit in their own house 

[André Toulon]

had to go get my daughter. ESPN radio shitting the bed and the app still has 0-7 so I dont know the score, I'm just sitting here waiting on her, hoping when i get home it's over and we somehow didn't fuck this up

[SwimOdin]

Why the fuck do I watch this shit

[André Toulon]

radio came in just in time for me to hear the ny fg.

wax time

[1pooh4u]

Lol I was way behind and just now finished lol I gotta take a nap now 😆

[1pooh4u]

I’ll say this, neither team is fun to watch, especially not at my age.  Where the possibility is real that the stress they cause can kill me. 🫠😆

[André Toulon]

Johnny U is.....17th.

this is NOT a flex 

[Jman]

I cannot trust any of these teams with betting anymore.  Fucking Washington?!  The Jets?!  What the fuck?

[1pooh4u]

21 minutes ago, Jman said:

I cannot trust any of these teams with betting anymore.  Fucking Washington?!  The Jets?!  What the fuck?

It’s a crazy fuckin timeline, for sure. 

[Jman]

4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

It’s a crazy fuckin timeline, for sure. 

 This is why Gordon Solie (old pro wrestling announcer) thought the regular season was worked.

Edited December 1 by Jman

[Jman]

Denver wins a last second thriller…and I still can’t bring myself to bet on the Giants against the Pats.  I can’t do it.

[scoobdog]

10 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Chicago Bears predate AZ Bears by 6 years.  I would not be surprised if it was a saying for the team then before the song was written.

This demands some more in depth research.

[1pooh4u]

This should be a stupid game. 

[1pooh4u]

Lol 30-7 NE I think I seen enough w 4:00 left in the 3rdQ

[1pooh4u]

22 hours ago, Jman said:

Denver wins a last second thriller…and I still can’t bring myself to bet on the Giants against the Pats.  I can’t do it.

Good thing you didn’t cuz, lol well, you probably saw 😆

[1pooh4u]

On 11/30/2025 at 5:06 PM, André Toulon said:

Johnny U is.....17th.

this is NOT a flex 

They gotta do something stupid to make Cousins look worth all those damn millions upon millions that he gets paid 😬😆

[molarbear]

2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Good thing you didn’t cuz, lol well, you probably saw 😆

Did anyone see the Bills QB get absolutely waterboy'd?

I'm all for it! I cannot stress how annoying it is to see QB's fake giving themselves up on the sideline only to keep running for extra yards. Nah, you either go out of bounds, or you are considered a runner

I am tired of QB's getting this princess treatment 

[1pooh4u]

4 hours ago, molarbear said:

Did anyone see the Bills QB get absolutely waterboy'd?

I'm all for it! I cannot stress how annoying it is to see QB's fake giving themselves up on the sideline only to keep running for extra yards. Nah, you either go out of bounds, or you are considered a runner

I am tired of QB's getting this princess treatment 

I don’t remember that play specifically but I agree with you for the most part especially since NYJ QBs don’t get the same treatment 

[André Toulon]

On 12/1/2025 at 9:13 PM, 1pooh4u said:

Lol 30-7 NE I think I seen enough w 4:00 left in the 3rdQ

At least Koo fucking up elsewhere so i dont feel bad for dropping him

 

[André Toulon]

absolutely insane

 

[1pooh4u]

8 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

absolutely insane

 

Jaxson Dart’s “wtf” was pretty fuckin funny. Dude looked like me when I walk into another room “what was I doing, again?” Fr dude looked like he forgot he was kicking a ball 😆

[molarbear]

18 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I don’t remember that play specifically but I agree with you for the most part especially since NYJ QBs don’t get the same treatment 

..... sorry about the source 

[1pooh4u]

Why tf does every evening game gotta be the fuckin Cowboys? I gotta see Quinnen killing it for another team. It breaks my heart. Not that he’s doing well, but cuz he’s doing it for a dbag team and not NYJ anymore. 
 

probably be a good game they’re playing the lions and the nfc north is kinda crazy rn Idt Det can lose anymore games if they wanna try and get the division 

[1pooh4u]

NFL on some bullshit taking that safety back 

[1pooh4u]

Refs tried favoring Dallas but Detroit is bringing it. Good for them. Don’t give Dallas that WC spot. Fuckin pricks. 

[1pooh4u]

Terrible officiating 

[1pooh4u]

Good for Detroit winning 44-30 despite refs best efforts 

[1pooh4u]

I like the NYJ black uniforms and the NY skyline in the End Zones. Jets prolly won’t make it into them. 
 

fuckin horrible tackling 

[1pooh4u]

“Jets special teams are as good as anyone in the league”

no, you son of a bitch. They aren’t as good as any, THEY ARE #1 in the league. Gotfuckindammit is it so hard to say the Jets are good at something or best. Fuck man. 
im getting an edible. Got my fuckin blood pressure up already 

[André Toulon]

i just got up and dont even care.

i forgot who's even kicking our ass this week but i remember i already chalked it up as an L

[1pooh4u]

Miami is embarrassing NYJ rn I might go back to the Knicks game. 

[1pooh4u]

Fuckin 21 nothing first quarter ain’t even over. Jfc

[1pooh4u]

Lol my dude just switched to watch Cincinnati at Buffalo 😆

it’s snowing there pretty good at tm. They get that lake-effect mini weather jump off. 

[1pooh4u]

Why is Brady Cook here? wtf happened to tyrod. I left the game for 3 minutes jfc 

[1pooh4u]

Great. He’s hurt. 

[1pooh4u]

Groin injury. Lol ok me thinks that’s code for “I wanna go home” 

[1pooh4u]

Williams returns a punt for a TD. Kid on fire. This kid. He fumbled first KO of the season was sent back to practice squad, brought back to the roster and been on fire since 

[1pooh4u]

Omg Colts QB Daniel Jones got an Achilles injury 

 

I just saw the play omg ouch 😬
 

Omfg 4 min into Q2 NY still don’t have a first down 

I can’t with this even anymore 

[SwimOdin]

I don't know why I'm still watching this specific team.  I get my heart broken every week, I'm so numb to it now.  Watching this is mental illness.

[1pooh4u]

Fuckin camera pans to a Miami fan looking all upset. Mother fucker is at MetLife,  his team is up 14 points, but he wants to look big mad. What a spoiled, mother fuckin, pos fan he is 😆

lol idk shit about the fucker but one look from a candid camera shot got me already kicking the dude in the nuts 

[1pooh4u]

15 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

I don't know why I'm still watching this specific team.  I get my heart broken every week, I'm so numb to it now.  Watching this is mental illness.

I agree. it’s the mental illness of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. 

[André Toulon]

*Looks at score*

Yep, i made the right choice

*turns PS back on*

[tsar4]

Average Cincy fan right now -

[SwimOdin]

I’m free

[1pooh4u]

Oh well I’m checking out the chi gb game. Tom Brady makes my ears bleed but whatever. Should be a good one to watch 

[1pooh4u]

46 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

I’m free

Jets accomplished that somewhere between Halloween and Thanksgiving 🫠

[1pooh4u]

What a crappy season but at least in a post game press conference he took responsibility for how fucked up the team looked 

[SwimOdin]

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