sports NFL Smack-Talking 2025/26. Coaches, we don't need no stinkin' coaches!

[SwimOdin]

I'm so sorry @tsar4 y'all were really good and had a great season.

[tsar4]

I felt summoned.  Bummer - but great season for a 2nd year QB & 1st year HC. 

Loved the look on McVey's face when Kmet got the TD catch

 

 

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, tsar4 said:

I felt summoned.  Bummer - but great season for a 2nd year QB & 1st year HC. 

Loved the look on McVey's face when Kmet got the TD catch

 

 

I on the other hand am really disappointed.  Caleb is doing what he did at USC and we would have been in the Playoffs his Heisman year if he had a defense like the one he has in Chicago.  I wanted to see him go further.

[SwimOdin]

Falcons are keeping Ulbrich, very happy about that.

[1pooh4u]

Bills fired McDermott 

another fine coach is available and the NYJ are staying with the mess they got

seriously, 2 Penis Names needs to fire Glenn and jump on this opportunity 

[tsar4]

16 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I on the other hand am really disappointed.  Caleb is doing what he did at USC and we would have been in the Playoffs his Heisman year if he had a defense like the one he has in Chicago.  I wanted to see him go further.

Meh.  Ignoring Chaos Theory, had the Bears just kicked a field goal on any/all of the goal to go stalled drives, there'd been no need for OT.  Story was DJ may not have been exactly 100% after spending 20 min. in the tent.  There were also plenty of hit them in the hands drops.  There's plenty of fault to go around.  But I would have been standing & applauding with the rest of the crowd as they left the field for the last time this season.

[tsar4]

The Rams vs Bears game gave NBC its largest NFL audience since January 1994 when Joe Montana of the Chiefs beat Warren Moon & the Oilers.  The audience averages were 45.4M viewers vs 41.4M.  Between 9:45 - 10pm, the Rams/Bears game was averaging 52.6M viewers.

Obviously, the playoff starved Chicago-area was the number 1 audience, but guess who #2 was:

Spoiler

Milwaukee.  LA didn't even make the Top 10 audience areas.  Guess the Cheeseheads were hoping for the Bears to get their asses kicked.

 

[1pooh4u]

Idk which team I want to lose more. NE or DEN

the answer is NE, as is written in the book of, The Suffering NFL Fan

[Jman]

Despite Nix being out Denver scores first.

[1pooh4u]

Yeah but Stidham is definitely showing why he’s a backup 

[1pooh4u]

The Rams @ Seahawks is gonna be the better game. Definitely dgaf about this game 😆

[Jman]

The snow kicked into high gear.

[1pooh4u]

Another NE Super Bowl 🙄

[Jman]

Seattle, a city notorious for rain, has sunny skies where the rest of the country is being buried in snow.  Go figure.

[Jman]

An LA/NE Super Bowl is must miss TV.  But both of their defenses are awful today.  

[1pooh4u]

I would be into a SEA/NE game. I was fine w the rams until Adams said the dick shit he said. 

[Jman]

Seahawks win on time expiring!

[1pooh4u]

Sammy D is going to the Super Bowl. Good for him. 
 

and fuck you Davonte. You can watch through tears from your house. 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

I would be into a SEA/NE game. I was fine w the rams until Adams said the dick shit he said. 

What did Davonte say?  I don’t really care because I’m just happy to see Sammy D going to the SB, just curious.

[André Toulon]

What me and the other haters whose team is at home visiting the salt mines do now

Edited January 26 by André Toulon

[1pooh4u]

19 hours ago, scoobdog said:

What did Davonte say?  I don’t really care because I’m just happy to see Sammy D going to the SB, just curious.

He made some wisecracks about the Jets watching from home. Totally unnecessary and that’s why I’m glad he ain’t going to Santa Clara either, that sunuvabitch 😆

[1pooh4u]

59 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

What me and the other haters whose team is at home visiting the salt mines

☠️

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

He made some wisecracks about the Jets watching from home. Totally unnecessary and that’s why I’m glad he ain’t going to Santa Clara either, that sunuvabitch 😆

Everyone knows you don’t crack on the Jets until you’re holding the Lombardi.  Dude was asking to lose.

[1pooh4u]

I can’t wait to see tomorrow’s halftime show and all the butthurtitude that’s definitely gonna follow.

Part of me thinks the game won’t happen, or will get interrupted if ICE really shows up. Someone is gonna get killed. I definitely hope that doesn’t happen. 
 

speaking of people getting killed….Former ny jets linebacker Darren Lee was charged in the murder of his girlfriend, maybe ex girlfriend. 
 

https://www.wtnh.com/sports/ap-former-jets-1st-round-pick-darron-lee-charged-with-1st-degree-murder-in-tennessee/amp/

[SwimOdin]

If she’s dead, I think ex is an ok adjective.

[André Toulon]

I'll be playing Nioh...take pictures for me, internet.

[1pooh4u]

19 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

If she’s dead, I think ex is an ok adjective.

Oh shit. ☠️

[SwimOdin]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47863327/falcons-james-pearce-arrested-florida-battery-charges

 

Just pack it up for the Falcons.  He was amazing on the field, we gave up next year's first round pick for him, and now he probably won't see the outside of a jail.  I'm mad at myself for getting my grandson into this team, like voluntary generational trauma.

[1pooh4u]

40 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47863327/falcons-james-pearce-arrested-florida-battery-charges

 

Just pack it up for the Falcons.  He was amazing on the field, we gave up next year's first round pick for him, and now he probably won't see the outside of a jail.  I'm mad at myself for getting my grandson into this team, like voluntary generational trauma.

Nonono you’re doing the right thing. It teaches how to lose something something 

[1pooh4u]

I get it though. As a Jets fan, it’s why I went child free my entire life 😆😆

[tsar4]

Not sure I understand the whole thing, but the Bears appear to be getting screwed by the NFL by not getting compensatory draft picks for Ian Cunningham's hiring by the Falcons.  Initially, it was made to sound like Matt Ryan would continue to run things, and Ian would be a figurehead GM, but Ryan's comments at a presser seem to indicate otherwise -

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/chicago-bears/news/bears-fans-livid-matt-ryan-comment-ian-cunningham-draft-pick/177e864522550303afa9eb76 

[SwimOdin]

11 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Not sure I understand the whole thing, but the Bears appear to be getting screwed by the NFL by not getting compensatory draft picks for Ian Cunningham's hiring by the Falcons.  Initially, it was made to sound like Matt Ryan would continue to run things, and Ian would be a figurehead GM, but Ryan's comments at a presser seem to indicate otherwise -

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/chicago-bears/news/bears-fans-livid-matt-ryan-comment-ian-cunningham-draft-pick/177e864522550303afa9eb76 

Ryan is PR to appease the fanbase, is my take.

[1pooh4u]

The person singing America the beautiful, Brandi Carlile, needs to send an invitation to her pants so they can hang out with her ankles 

[1pooh4u]

Here we go! 

[scoobdog]

First quarter is all defense.  Secondary for both teams is aggressive.

[Jman]

New England games this whole postseason have been low scoring slogs.  And this is no exception.

Edited 9 hours ago by Jman

[1pooh4u]

NE playing bend don’t break well, but Seattle def came to plant Drake Maye like a tree in a Christmas tree farm. 

[SwimOdin]

Why did that Nerds commercial have a Jeffrey Epstein look-a-like?

[scoobdog]

4 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Why did that Nerds commercial have a Jeffrey Epstein look-a-like?

That’s Andy Cohen, right?  He kinda looks like Epstein but without the pedo face.

[1pooh4u]

lol that coinbase commercial was certainly something 

[Jman]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol that coinbase commercial was certainly something 

They picked one hell of a time to do it.
 

It didn’t help T-Mobile had the actual Backstreet Boys, who at this point are fully aware they’re a nostalgia act and run with it to the end zone.

Edited 8 hours ago by Jman

[Jman]

And here’s the halftime show, with a lot of confused white people in the audience. 
 

This whole performance seems designed to piss off certain people.

[1pooh4u]

He chose some of his naughtiest songs in the beginning or so it seems I am not good at understanding PR Spanish yet 

I liked when he got a little defiant 

[1pooh4u]

Oh boy they are gonna have a lot to say about this it was a love letter and defiant 

[1pooh4u]

I liked the nod to PRs awful power grid 

[Insipid]

I loved the half time performance and the surprise appearance of Lady Gaga.

Ok, I no longer give a shit. Carry on.

[1pooh4u]

It wasn’t really political but idrk cuz it was totally in Spanish. Seemed unapologetic in the love of PR and his heritage and Latino culture as a whole. 
 

it wasn’t like he ran out there shouting “chinga la migra” (more Mexican than anything) but still the right should have no complaints but they will 

lol and kid rock was cancelled so that’s always a plus 😆

[1pooh4u]

The way he says New York is so fuckin cute too “Nueva Yolk”

[1pooh4u]

This shit is boring w this low scoring 

[Insipid]

17 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

It wasn’t really political but idrk cuz it was totally in Spanish. Seemed unapologetic in the love of PR and his heritage and Latino culture as a whole. 
 

it wasn’t like he ran out there shouting “chinga la migra” (more Mexican than anything) but still the right should have no complaints but they will 

lol and kid rock was cancelled so that’s always a plus 😆

That tpusa half time thing wasn't cancelled, unfortunately. You're confusing it for an equally shitty Kid Rock festival that got cancelled. I'm curious to see how awful it was, but I don't wanna give them any views.