discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Nah, scoob wouldn't even eat a gummy with me. But you have heavy crackheads energy. Collecting "lost" goods to sell, evading proper channels of commerce to acquire your crack, lack of normal human senses, persistent rambling on several subjects with no knowledge of any of them. S tier crackhead activites gold. pure gold. 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, Insipid said: 1.333 times 67 would be over 7 feet. You can the show the work yourself if you want this to mean it proves your point. Okay, one third of 67 inches = 22.3333333333 inches. Add 22.3333333333 inches to 67 Equals 89.3333333333 inches Divide by 12 Equals 7.4444444444 That's what Scoob is claiming to be and it didn't need any coefficients or solving for x. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 12 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Oh, look who's pulling Einstein's blackboard out of his butt to prove that a common soft drink is a narcotic on the same level as crack or tranq. There's name for this. "Zohnerism". Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 He's pulled out the old crackulator...bet no street entrepreneur gets over on ol' Lola. 5 Quote
Insipid Posted July 10 Posted July 10 7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Okay, one third of 67 inches = 22.3333333333 inches. Add 22.3333333333 inches to 67 Equals 89.3333333333 inches Divide by 12 Equals 7.4444444444 That's what Scoob is claiming to be and it didn't need any coefficients or solving for x. I was working backwards from YOUR original claim that he was seven feet, which is why I used algebra. You are not solving for an unknown variable here. Ok, I am done now. Bravo. 1 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Oh, look who's pulling Einstein's blackboard out of his butt to prove that a common soft drink is a narcotic on the same level as crack or tranq. when did ANYONE mention soft drinks. You do know the "mental" part is the key element in mental gymnastics, right? 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, André Toulon said: when did ANYONE mention soft drinks. You do know the "mental" part is the key element in mental gymnastics, right? Coffee is a soft drink, Your Highness. 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 (edited) well...couple things lil man... first...if that's an m1...an it resembles an m1, that rifle from butt to barrel is 43.6 inches = about 3.5 ft. now, simple geometry, and algebra can bring us to how many inches...but, insipid pretty much did an alternate maths to get to the equation. 2nd... no man over 5"5' wears their pants like that, except short men, and boys that mums don't know how to hem. 3rd, you're sporting a size 7.5 shoe, and you know what they say about a man with small feet... they are small. Edited July 10 by discolé monade bets in..bets in! i got 5"5' PLACE YOUR BETS 1 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Oh, look who's pulling Einstein's blackboard out of his butt to prove that a common soft drink is a narcotic on the same level as crack or tranq. First of all it’s “she” “her” I will even accept “they” do not refer to me using male pronouns now that that’s out of the way so you’re tellin me you’re so dumb that you can’t even read a simple pdf on caffeine and nicotine addiction? ok crackhead go blow a d for some more Chinese cigarettes 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 6 minutes ago, André Toulon said: He's pulled out the old crackulator...bet no street entrepreneur gets over on ol' Lola. fucking dead, guy. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Just now, 1pooh4u said: First of all it’s “she” “her” I will even accept “they” do not refer to me using male pronouns now that that’s out of the way so you’re tellin me you’re so dumb that you can’t even read a simple pdf on caffeine and nicotine addiction? ok crackhead go blow a d for some more Chinese cigarettes oh...he's pulling this shit on you now. cool cool. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: First of all it’s “she” “her” I will even accept “they” do not refer to me using male pronouns now that that’s out of the way so you’re tellin me you’re so dumb that you can’t even read a simple pdf on caffeine and nicotine addiction? ok crackhead go blow a d for some more Chinese cigarettes i would have also accepted turkish cigarettes. 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Just now, discolé monade said: oh...he's pulling this shit on you now. cool cool. He always does this to me. He thinks it makes him smart and funny. You know how it is with stupid people 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted July 10 Posted July 10 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Coffee is a soft drink, Your Highness. Dafuq😆😆😆 Nah bruh, that's the line.... I'm fucking out 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, discolé monade said: i would have also accepted turkish cigarettes. I chose Chinese because that’s where the cheap bodega cigarettes with no tax stamp come from 😆 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted July 10 Posted July 10 5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Coffee is a soft drink, Your Highness. No it isn't. 1 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted July 10 Posted July 10 3 minutes ago, discolé monade said: oh...he's pulling this shit on you now. cool cool. *she 🙄 2 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: He always does this to me. He thinks it makes him smart and funny. You know how it is with stupid people 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Coffee is a soft drink, Your Highness. FUCK THAT CIGARETTE SMOKE Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!! there's a NEW player in town. 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Dumb ass doesn’t know the difference between caffeine, coffee and soft drinks. He thinks that since they both have caffeine it’s the same thing. this is the level of stupid we’re dealing with. It’s actually really sad, or it would be had Packard possessed even one redeemable quality to his character 3 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 6 minutes ago, discolé monade said: well...couple things lil man... first...if that's an m1...an it resembles an m1, that rifle from butt to barrel is 43.6 inches = about 3.5 ft. now, simple geometry, and algebra can bring us to how many inches...but, insipid pretty much did an alternate maths to get to the equation. 2nd... no man over 5"5' wears their pants like that, except short men, and boys that mums don't know how to hem. 3rd, you're sporting a size 7.5 shoe, and you know what they say about a man with small feet... they are small. That's not an M1. It's not even a rifle. Those shoes are 9.5 Yes, I like my cuffs to slop over my shoes because showing my socks when I sit down make my jeans look like they shrunk in the wash. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 8 minutes ago, naraku360 said: No it isn't. Is it a non alcoholic beverage on its own? Yes. That's a soft drink. Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow 1 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Is it a none alcoholic beverage on its own? Yes. That's a soft drink. No it isn’t. Soft drinks are known for their carbonation and sweetness. Coffee, although nonalcoholic is brewed from beans making them a brewed beverage and not a soft drink 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 now...it could be an m14...but that would be a loss to you in about an inch or 2. 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 hour ago, [classic swim] said: ^^^ That’s who can apparently go 3 miles in 50 minutes... and also missed out on a professional basketball career. The douchiest pathological liar. 1 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 10 Posted July 10 5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Is it a none alcoholic beverage on its own? Yes. That's a soft drink. I think I'll go get a soft drink from the kitchen faucet... 1 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: No it isn’t. Soft drinks are known for their carbonation and sweetness. Coffee, although nonalcoholic is brewed from beans making them a brewed beverage and not a soft drink Ahh... the New American Book of Truncated English is brought out once more. Good job. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Ahh... the New American Book of Truncated English is brought out once more. Good job. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I think I'll go get a soft drink from the kitchen faucet... Exactly 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Ahh... the New American Book of Truncated English is brought out once more. Good job. Wow you’re really fuckin dumb. You can’t stand being wrong and yet you always are. Being you must really suck. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 3 minutes ago, discolé monade said: How tall are most basketball stars? Didn't Scoob just claim to be that tall? Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: How tall are most basketball stars? Didn't Scoob just claim to be that tall? You did, peewee. 1 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: Wow you’re really fuckin dumb. You can’t stand being wrong and yet you always are. Being you must really suck. Did you know that beverages that contain alcohol are often referred to as, hard drinks? 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, [classic swim] said: You did, peewee. Nope. You didn't read what I said up there. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: Yes I fuckin did. So, qoute it for me. Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: At my actual height, the same person could find a career in pro basketball. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 12 minutes ago, discolé monade said: now...it could be an m14...but that would be a loss to you in about an inch or 2. The gun in question is not any sort of rifle at all. Quote
1pooh4u Posted July 10 Posted July 10 4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Did you know that beverages that contain alcohol are often referred to as, hard drinks? Lol that ain’t got shit to do with nothing about coffee being a soft drink 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 (edited) 6 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: The "SAME PERSON" being the person who claimed to be one third taller than I am. In other words, that portion referrs to Scoob, not me. Now, go back to class for your English lesson before Miss Trunchbull finds out you're in here. Edited July 10 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said: Lol that ain’t got shit to do with nothing about coffee being a soft drink Okay, so every experiencef bartender I ever met is wrong on the subject and your funny little essays from people who didn't spend three decades working along with bartenders are right every time. Got it. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 You got caught in a lie and then got embarrassed before saying even more retarded shit unprovoked. For all the screwed up kids in the 20th Century that were sent to the funny farm to drink crow water and be tied up to radiators... you should’ve been one of them. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 1 minute ago, [classic swim] said: You got caught in a lie and then got embarrassed before saying even more retarded shit unprovoked. For all the screwed up kids in the 20th Century that were sent to the funny farm to drink crow water and be tied up to radiators... you should’ve been one of them. Except, there's no lie there. Scoob would have had a career in basketball, in comparison to my height. Calling your own inability to grasp English does not make me a liar. Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 10 Posted July 10 Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Except, there's no lie there. Scoob would have had a career in basketball, in comparison to my height. Calling your own inability to grasp English does not make me a liar. The inability to grasp the New American Book of Truncated English? You’re a fucking joke. 1 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 10 Author Posted July 10 Just now, [classic swim] said: The inability to grasp the New American Book of Truncated English? You’re a fucking joke. There's nothing else to call this new age torturing of the English language. Quote
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