Good shopping, today

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Lunch, new shirt and a Skagen.

Money leftover for other things.

[André Toulon]

Stolen cigs, here we come🧟‍♂️

[The_annoying_one]

[scoobdog]

21 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Stolen cigs, here we come🧟‍♂️

It''ll take him to tomorrow to walk the whole block and half to his guy.

[André Toulon]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

It''ll take him to tomorrow to walk the whole block and half to his guy.

You underestimate a crackhead going to get his fix.

[scoobdog]

11 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

You underestimate a crackhead going to get his fix.

I mean a dude that short is going to look like he's speed walking every time he step out the door, but how fast can he really go with those two stumps?

[Insipid]

Sir, we have a "what are you think about?" thread for mundane things like this.

Had an idea for Lola, but meh, gotta tone it down sometimes. One should exercise restraint at times, yes.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I mean a dude that short is going to look like he's speed walking every time he step out the door, but how fast can he really go with those two stumps?

3.25 miles in fifty minutes.

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Sir, we have a "what are you think about?" thread for mundane things like this.

Had an idea for Lola, but meh, gotta tone it down sometimes. One should exercise restraint at times, yes.

I gotta say, I think Ms Toddingsworth is just the greatest. 

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

3.25 miles in fifty minutes.

Bullshit.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Bullshit.

Think what you like.  It's quite possible on a thirty two inch inseam.

[[classic swim]]

13 minutes ago, Insipid said:

"what are you think about?" thread

It was that name for years and then a “Right Now” was added specifically for Packard.

[scoobdog]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Think what you like.  It's quite possible on a thirty two inch inseam.

Maybe if you're running a marathon, which your lungs would never allow you to do in a million years thanks to your negligent former corporate overlords.

[scoobdog]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Think what you like.  It's quite possible on a thirty two inch inseam.

ALso, I have a 32" inseam and I'm 1/3 taller than you.  

[Insipid]

14 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I gotta say, I think Ms Toddingsworth is just the greatest. 

I'm slowly creating lore for them too. Even though Packard and his misconceptions of the world are my main inspirations, the characters, I feel, have become a little too wholesome to be based completely on him.

I'm reminded of JK Rowling basing Professor Snape on a teacher she didn't like and Mike Judge's proclivity for drawing unattractive middle aged men to be his main inspiration for King of the Hill.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, scoobdog said:

ALso, I have a 32" inseam and I'm 1/3 taller than you.  

Nice.  But you probably still can't walk at a reasonable pace, or wouldn't be so quick to claim "bullshit" on mine.

[[classic swim]]

You’re not going 3 miles in 50 minutes you white trash eskimo looking motherfucker.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Scoob isn't seven feet tall.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

You’re not going 3 miles in 50 minutes you white trash eskimo looking motherfucker.

The Hell I'm not.  If you learn how to walk and use your watch, you might find out your own pace.  Mine is a little bit under twenty minutes to a mile.

Edited Thursday at 08:09 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[discolé monade]

19 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Think what you like.  It's quite possible on a thirty two inch inseam.

you literally reach up your own ass, scratch a couple polyps on the way, grap what ever you can , yank it out, and toss it on here like chimpanzees in a free for all...

lmao..you are so fucking silly.  what a gooch. 

[discolé monade]

5 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

You’re not going 3 miles in 50 minutes you white trash eskimo looking motherfucker.

now now skeeter....it can be done...

i seent it. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, discolé monade said:

you literally reach up your own ass, scratch a couple polyps on the way, grap what ever you can , yank it out, and toss it on here like chimpanzees in a free for all...

lmao..you are so fucking silly.  what a gooch. 

Do you honestly believe that pace is unattainable?  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, discolé monade said:

now now skeeter....it can be done...

i seent it. 

So, you're going to listen to Scoob, who suddenly claims to be seven feet tall.

Good job.

 

[André Toulon]

Crackheads will say anything...gotta watch the finesse

[discolé monade]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Do you honestly believe that pace is unattainable?  

i wouldn't know about your pace walking. 

i didn't say it couldn't be done. in fact...i know a little crackhead like you can make it in under 30...

i know people like you don't wake up and go "i don't have any money today...no crack for me". 

you boogy woogy boogy like 

[discolé monade]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, you're going to listen to Scoob, who suddenly claims to be seven feet tall.

Good job.

 

you fucking dumbfuck...

i said i can be done. 

you are too stupid for your own good....

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

Crackheads will say anything...gotta watch the finesse

That explains Scoob claiming to be seven feet tall.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

i wouldn't know about your pace walking. 

i didn't say it couldn't be done. in fact...i know a little crackhead like you can make it in under 30...

i know people like you don't wake up and go "i don't have any money today...no crack for me". 

you boogy woogy boogy like 

Since when am I ever using crack?

 

Coffee is way better.  It doesn't make zombies out of people.

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That explains Scoob claiming to be seven feet tall.

Scoob says he is one third taller than you and you claim he is 7 feet.

12 inches in a foot.

7 feet x 12 inches equals 84 inches.

84 inches time 0.66666666 equals 56 inches.

56 divided by 12 inches equals 4 feet remainder 8 inches.

4 ft 8 inches 😱

 

Is my basic arithmetic wrong? Or are you wrong? I think I am wrong. Show me where I went wrong.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, Insipid said:

Scoob says he is one third taller than you and you claim he is 7 feet.

12 inches in a foot.

7 feet x 12 inches equals 84 inches.

84 inches time 0.66666666 equals 56 inches.

56 divided by 12 inches equals 4 feet remainder 8 inches.

4 ft 8 inches 😱

 

Is my basic arithmetic wrong? Or are you wrong? I think I am wrong. Show me where I went wrong.

So, claiming to be a third taller than I am without knowing how tall I am.

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, claiming to be a third taller than I am without knowing how tall I am.

You made the claim that scoob is seven feet tall.

Are you 4 ft 8 inches OR

was your math wrong?

No other options, bud.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

You made the claim that scoob is seven feet tall.

Are you 4 ft 8 inches OR

was your math wrong?

No other options, bud.

Taller than 4'8, Mack.

[Insipid]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Taller than 4'8, Mack.

So your math was wrong. 😱

[André Toulon]

14 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That explains Scoob claiming to be seven feet tall.

Nah, scoob wouldn't even eat a gummy with me. But you have heavy crackheads energy. Collecting "lost" goods to sell, evading proper channels of commerce to acquire your crack, lack of normal human senses, persistent rambling on several subjects with no knowledge of any of them. S tier crackhead activites 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, Insipid said:

So your math was wrong. 😱

No, you're just not guessing my height correctly.  If I were 4'8. It might be normal for somebody to be a third taller.  At my actual height, the same person could find a career in pro basketball.

[André Toulon]

19 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Since when am I ever using crack?

 

Coffee is way better.  It doesn't make zombies out of people.

 

On 7/9/2025 at 8:10 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Sort them out, if you wish.  Crackhead is a blanket term to cover the lot.  You got flakka zombies, krokodil shooters, speed freaks, and even something called "bath salts".  The result is always the same.

These are your claims....you dont get to conveniently excuse your choice of drugs when crackhead is used as a "blanket" term. 

Now enjoy your drugs you goddamned hype fiend.

Edited Thursday at 08:38 PM by André Toulon

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Taller than 4'8, Mack.

I call bullshit

[[classic swim]]

^^^ That’s who can apparently go 3 miles in 50 minutes... and also missed out on a professional basketball career. The douchiest pathological liar.

[Insipid]

8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

No, you're just not guessing my height correctly.  If I were 4'8. It might be normal for somebody to be a third taller.  At my actual height, the same person could find a career in pro basketball.

I didn't guess your height. I used verifiable math to arrive to my conclusion based on your claim of scoob being seven feet. Show your work.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

15 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

 

These are your claims....you dont get to conveniently excuse your choice of drugs when crackhead is used as a "blanket" term. 

Now enjoy your drugs you goddamned hype fiend.

Coffee is not a narcotic, nor is it being sold in the U.S. as contraband and it does not turn people into zombies.  So, trying to lump it in with crack isn't any different from trying the same with orange juice.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

12 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I didn't guess your height. I used verifiable math to arrive to my conclusion based on your claim of scoob being seven feet. Show your work.

Math isn't any good when you're making up the figures to put into it.  You have no basis of actual figures for it.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

19 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

^^^ That’s who can apparently go 3 miles in 50 minutes... and also missed out on a professional basketball career. The douchiest pathological liar.

Just under twenty minutes to a mile.

[Insipid]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Math isn't any good when you're making up the figures to put into it.  You have no basis of actual figures for it.

 

Ok, point out what figures were wrong. I showed you all of my work.

 

There is a way to get a higher answer, by the way. I will genuinely be surprised if you can do it, but you will just speak out your ass. It involves algebra, still at a basic level, but beyond the arithmetic I showed.

Edited Thursday at 09:04 PM by Insipid

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

23 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I call bullshit

How does that show my height?

[[classic swim]]

He’s an angry elf.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Ok, point out what figures were wrong. I showed you all of my work.

 

There is a way to get a higher answer, by the way. I will genuinely be surprised if you can do it, but you will just speak out your ass.

Your figures are wrong because you pulled 4'8" out of your ass instead of using my actual height for your supposed math.

Edited Thursday at 09:07 PM by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Scoob isn't seven feet tall.

And you’re not 6’ tall.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Ok, point out what figures were wrong. I showed you all of my work.

 

There is a way to get a higher answer, by the way. I will genuinely be surprised if you can do it, but you will just speak out your ass.

The wrong figure here is your patently false assumption that I'm 4'8".

[Insipid]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Your figures are wrong because you pulled 4'8" out of your ass instead of using my actual height for your supposed math.

That's not called pulling numbers out one's ass. I showed you how I arrived at my conclusion. I know you aren't that short.

Looks like one is severely lacking quantitative reasoning, what a shocker.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, scoobdog said:

And you’re not 6’ tall.

I'm shorter than six feet and taller than 4'8".