Mix Posted March 31 Posted March 31 No worries. She'll be back. There is no future with that guy. He has the life expectancy of a large dog. I can wait him ou...I mean you can wait him out.......you can............................ she's gone 1 6 Quote
Mix Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 lmao, no but for real there is a point when you are comparing yourself to the next guy and he's legitimately better than you in every way and you're like, "did she leave me for the guy I wanted to be in life?" 1 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 31 Posted March 31 I’m glad I don’t have to think about her every single day like I used to. On some level it’s fucked only because it felt like she owned me for so long, but she’ll divorce and marry and divorce again while I’m the sucker that gets to keep all my shit from a court order. Good luck with that house because you’ll need it. 2 Quote
UwPp Posted March 31 Posted March 31 I'm only 5'1. I dated a guy that was 6'2. He left me to go back to his heroine addict baby moms. After telling my entire family he's going to marry me. Now I'm spoiled by a 5'6 guy. SHORT KINGS ARE KINGS TOO. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 31 Posted March 31 i'm 5'8" i tried dating a couple guys that were shorter than me...and it was fun... much like a sit n spin is fun. it's good for a few go arounds...but eventually you fall off. 4 Quote
Mix Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 I rushed over to delete this as soon as I remembered I posted it, but this actually isn't that bad. This is fine. 🔥 Just funny enough not to be pathetic. (Title of my autobiography?) 2 1 Quote
Mix Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 10 hours ago, [classic swim] said: I’m glad I don’t have to think about her every single day like I used to. On some level it’s fucked only because it felt like she owned me for so long, but she’ll divorce and marry and divorce again while I’m the sucker that gets to keep all my shit from a court order. Good luck with that house because you’ll need it. That's right! Houses suck! All that upkeep is a headache. Cardboard boxes are the way to go. 2 Quote
Mix Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 6 hours ago, UwPp said: I'm only 5'1. I dated a guy that was 6'2. He left me to go back to his heroine addict baby moms. After telling my entire family he's going to marry me. Now I'm spoiled by a 5'6 guy. SHORT KINGS ARE KINGS TOO. 23 minutes ago, discolé monade said: i'm 5'8" i tried dating a couple guys that were shorter than me...and it was fun... much like a sit n spin is fun. it's good for a few go arounds...but eventually you fall off. I'm 5'11" and a half. A half inch from the promised land. (That's what she said) (haha, no but seriously I could use a half inch all over) 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 31 Posted March 31 1 hour ago, Mix said: That's right! Houses suck! All that upkeep is a headache. Cardboard boxes are the way to go. Just have a backup plan is all. That “gracious celebratory event” because her mom and dad believe Cogswell Cogs asked Abraham to kill the son of Isaac was really just a reason for dumb bitches to drink fruity non real beers at a Greek restaurant at your expense. Don’t put a ring on it because she might not like the way your shoes smell one day and your life is fucking overrrrrrrrrrrrr. 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 31 Posted March 31 7 hours ago, UwPp said: I'm only 5'1. I dated a guy that was 6'2. He left me to go back to his heroine addict baby moms. After telling my entire family he's going to marry me. Now I'm spoiled by a 5'6 guy. SHORT KINGS ARE KINGS TOO. Truth! I am 5ft and I was with a 6’5” guy and we looked ridiculous together now my other half is 5’7 and a way better human being all around I def am on team “fun size” 😆 2 Quote
Mix Posted March 31 Author Posted March 31 23 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Just have a backup plan is all. That “gracious celebratory event” because her mom and dad believe Cogswell Cogs asked Abraham to kill the son of Isaac was really just a reason for dumb bitches to drink fruity non real beers at a Greek restaurant at your expense. Don’t put a ring on it because she might not like the way your shoes smell one day and your life is fucking overrrrrrrrrrrrr. Lol, I know right. Hey, I got a fun idea. Let's both call a friend and ask them to come check on us. 4 Quote
scoobdog Posted March 31 Posted March 31 Any other time, this would be a really depressing thread. 5 Quote
molarbear Posted April 1 Posted April 1 21 hours ago, Mix said: No worries. She'll be back. There is no future with that guy. He has the life expectancy of a large dog. I can wait him ou...I mean you can wait him out.......you can............................ she's gone We recently discussed this in a class larger people have an even more difficult time finding organs if they have organ issues because normal organs can't keep up with their larger body That former NBA player (scott something, he was on Survivor) had this issue 1 2 Quote
viperxmns Posted April 1 Posted April 1 The taller you are the more at risk you attract a lightning For your halth 5 Quote
Mix Posted April 1 Author Posted April 1 1 hour ago, molarbear said: We recently discussed this in a class larger people have an even more difficult time finding organs if they have organ issues because normal organs can't keep up with their larger body That former NBA player (scott something, he was on Survivor) had this issue Exactly. It's only a matter of time. (Insert evil laugh) 1 1 Quote
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