Mix Posted March 18 Posted March 18 You should just be able to ask them for lawn grass. Instead, they look at you like an idiot if you do that, and as accustomed as I have become to that look, it still stings. What type of grass do you have? 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 18 Posted March 18 Northern Lights. Gorilla Cookies. Wedding Cheesecake and Bubba Brunch. 2 1 Quote
Mix Posted March 19 Author Posted March 19 On 3/18/2025 at 10:44 PM, 1pooh4u said: Northern Lights. Gorilla Cookies. Wedding Cheesecake and Bubba Brunch. Expand I walked right into that one. 1 Quote
molarbear Posted March 19 Posted March 19 On 3/18/2025 at 10:41 PM, Mix said: What type of grass do you have? Expand Fescue around the porch, and under the trees (because shade/lack of sun) Everywhere else is supposed to be something, but it's just weeds or barren waste at this point due it being sun blasted and there being absolutely no rain 1 Quote
molarbear Posted March 19 Posted March 19 On 3/18/2025 at 10:41 PM, Mix said: You should just be able to ask them for lawn grass. Instead, they look at you like an idiot if you do that, and as accustomed as I have become to that look, it still stings. What type of grass do you have? Expand Double post bruh, so you know i'm for real use this graph and figure out what hardiness level you're in (giggity) Then uh, I'd say google but that's kind of shit these days.... Search engine your hardiness zone and either shade or drought resistant grass and go from there Or just plant a bunch of native wildflowers and leave it alone most the year claiming it's a bee safe spot (I would advise against this if you, or anyone you know is allergic to bees) <you gotta read that in the Unsolved Mysteries voice 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 19 Posted March 19 Is that why people always tell me to go touch grass? Quote
UwPp Posted March 19 Posted March 19 Currently have mac daddy and vanilla frosting. Pretty good grass. 2 Quote
Mix Posted March 19 Author Posted March 19 On 3/19/2025 at 5:49 AM, The_annoying_one said: Is that why people always tell me to go touch grass? Expand Next time they tell you that, ask them what type. 3 Quote
Mix Posted March 19 Author Posted March 19 On 3/19/2025 at 6:05 PM, naraku360 said: I've been told my ass is grass. Expand Squats will help with that. 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted March 19 Posted March 19 On 3/19/2025 at 7:20 PM, Mix said: Squats will help with that. Expand They promised to mow it, but they just beat me up instead. 2 Quote
Mix Posted March 19 Author Posted March 19 On 3/19/2025 at 8:07 PM, naraku360 said: They promised to mow it, but they just beat me up instead. Expand Foreplay is a lost art Quote
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Fuck lawn grass, any type of them. Grow useful plants instead! Quote
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