I'm writing a book about Time Travel Theory

[Mix]

...as it relates to fortune tellers.

Is post-fiction a genre?

[molarbear]

29 minutes ago, Mix said:

...as it relates to fortune tellers.

Is post-fiction a genre?

I found out amish romance novels are a huge market

the sky is the limit, homie

[UwPp]

I prefer my books to be smutty. 

But not Amish smutty.

Because that's just weird. 

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, UwPp said:

I prefer my books to be smutty. 

But not Amish smutty.

Because that's just weird. 

I gotta say... I'm so desensitized to everything else, Amish smut might be what I've been looking for  ... I imagine it takes about 5 chapters to get all the clothing off, but after that you are in for some of the hottest, descript, quiet missionary you just could never get from Penthouse forum 

[Mix]

13 hours ago, molarbear said:

I found out amish romance novels are a huge market

the sky is the limit, homie

Are they written by the Amish?

[Raptorpat]

Shouldn't time travel have to account for the rotational position of the earth as it orbits the sun and as the sun orbits the milky way, and as the galaxy careens through space?

[Mix]

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

Shouldn't time travel have to account for the rotational position of the earth as it orbits the sun and as the sun orbits the milky way, and as the galaxy careens through space?

This is why I've never been keen on the convertible time machines.

[molarbear]

18 hours ago, UwPp said:

I prefer my books to be smutty. 

But not Amish smutty.

Because that's just weird. 

.....

Who reads books where people leave their wool socks on while doing the dirty?

[molarbear]

11 hours ago, Mix said:

Are they written by the Amish?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_romance

It does not appear so, Jim

 

 

[Mix]

11 hours ago, molarbear said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_romance

It does not appear so, Jim

 

 

"Written be evangelical christian women" 

"Amish are repulsed"

 

I really wanted this to be something the Amish were getting into, but this is better.

[scoobdog]

4 minutes ago, Mix said:

"Written be evangelical christian women" 

"Amish are repulsed"

 

I really wanted this to be something the Amish were getting into, but this is better.

But... they don't seem to be repulsed by the things we would expect them to be repulsed by...

[Mix]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

But... they don't seem to be repulsed by the things we would expect them to be repulsed by...

lmao, yeah, but that's on us.

We underestimated the Amish and overestimated the evangelicals.

[discolé monade]

On 3/18/2025 at 4:51 PM, Raptorpat said:

Shouldn't time travel have to account for the rotational position of the earth as it orbits the sun and as the sun orbits the milky way, and as the galaxy careens through space?

shut up scoob.