myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Is the casting director for the upcoming mutant deer slasher, hiring Mr. Hoonie to voice the deer.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult is calling someone a butt puppet. 

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite compliment is to tell someone they have nice fingers.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to go to Australia so he can meet Crash Bandicoot. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Instead of decorating a Christmas tree, he decorated a judas chair.

[The_annoying_one]

Wraps all of his Christmas gifts in wax paper.

[-Kudasai-]

Is hosting a Christmas party but isn't planning on showing up.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the first successful perpetrator of the Entenmann's Shim-Sham back in 1937.

[discolé monade]

claims to have the true original coke-cola recipt. minus the corn syrup, and water. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a piece of cake purchased from Denny’s in 1989.

[discolé monade]

  has continued to rage against the machine that 'chocodiles' are NOT chocolate covered twinkies. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is hosting her own Christmas party with blackjack and hookers.

[[classic swim]]

Eating chicken fingers in a hot tub in Aspen.

[The_annoying_one]

Swears spaghetti just tastes better if you eat it in Topeka.

[-Kudasai-]

Speaks fluent aardvark.

[The_annoying_one]

Is a world-renowned armadillo whisperer.

[[classic swim]]

Picked up a dead armadillo and tossed it at a policeman’s face.

[-Kudasai-]

The authorities confiscated his barrel and banned him from Niagara Falls after learning what he was planning to do. Mr. Hoonie snitched on him because he failed to pay him the cigarettes he promised for building the barrel.

Edited December 19, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

may or may not be related to the infamous 'unknown comic'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Asked Santa Claus for a cattle prod for Christmas so she use it on folks who cut in front of her when goes to get ice cream from the ice cream truck.

[The_annoying_one]

Is in talks to do voiceover work in Larry The Cable Guy’s animated Christmas special next year.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to enter the Royal Rumble next month.

[scoobdog]

Has a sizable bet in Doge Coin riding on the results of Ghosty's match.

[-Kudasai-]

Carries his lunch to work inside a A-Team lunchbox.

Edited December 19, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Rides to work every day on a unicycle.

[-Kudasai-]

Signed up to take flute lessons from Ian Anderson.

[[classic swim]]

You were there when Benji said bumbaclot pussyhole gal with a tophat and monocle.

[-Kudasai-]

Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.

[[classic swim]]

Was there when Tao tickled his balls and was like “ok, you’re really gonna be this sexually fucking attractive for the audience?”

[The_annoying_one]

Was supposed to keep that a secret.

[-Kudasai-]

Filmed classic swim jumping off his garage in his chicken suit trying to fly south for the winter.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a tradition of reenacting the Rocky training montage every New Year’s Day, but set to “Wind Beneath My Wings”.

[little_girl_lost]

just spent the last 20 minutes trying to thread a pin

[The_annoying_one]

Knows how to crochet with uncooked spaghetti noodles.

[little_girl_lost]

uses 2 uncooked spaghetti noodles to knit cooked spaghetti

[-Kudasai-]

It takes her 7 days to make 7 minute frosting.

[discolé monade]

just REALLY REALLY needs SOMEONE...ANYONE, to tell him how to make 7 minute frosting. 

[The_annoying_one]

Always uses two entirely different types of bread when making a sandwich. The most unique sandwich was tuna salad on sourdough and a glazed donut.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the executive producer for the upcoming Netflix prehistoric drama starring John Stossel called John Stossel and the Colossal Fossils.

Edited December 20, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

He needs a GANGSTA BOOTAY with his gangsta bitch

[discolé monade]

is currently learning the choreography for this, for the next america's got talent. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is the executive producer of her own John Stossel Tubi series called The Possible Apostles of John Stossel.

Edited December 27, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Punctuates everything he says with, "Cuz Stone Cold said so."

[The_annoying_one]

Goes through life with a “What would Chuck Norris do?” mentality.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns a pet walrus which he keeps in a kiddie pool in his backyard. 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes around throwing rolls of toilet paper at Christmas carolers.

[-Kudasai-]

Sings this song to his pet walrus everyday

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Entered his pet armadillo in a Pauly Shore lookalike contest and won.

[discolé monade]

strives to be as chill as chilly willy. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is collaborating with TAO to do a crossover with their John Stossel shows called John Stossel's Apostles with Colossial Fossils. 

Edited December 22, 2025 by -Kudasai-