The_annoying_one Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Is the front man of an a cappella Metallica cover band. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 (edited) farts in crowded elevators ^ and that one tickled my funny bone. Edited January 28 by discolé monade 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Should know that a thread like this is right in my wheelhouse. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 this one ^ is trying out for a part in the soon to be broadway smash hit: the lost boys/the musical. break a leg, kid. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Beat up a 5 muggers with a steel chair. Once the muggers were reduced to a bloody pile of broken bones she got up from the chair. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 also knows about last summer, he was there. 2 Quote
mthor Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Always uses coupons and exact change, no matter how many pennies she has to dig out of the bottom of her purse. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 28 Author Posted January 28 taught me how to coupon, and to carry a change purse. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Has a refrigerator full of nothing but eggs. 1 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Is contemplating a Spec Ops raid on said refrigerator with a team made up entirely of French soldiers. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 28 Posted January 28 Paid to order Geddy Lee’s autograph online and never received it. 1 1 Quote
Seight Posted January 29 Posted January 29 Driving down the road when they saw someone be abducted by aliens 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 29 Posted January 29 Sleeps with an Undertaker and Kane plushie on either side of him. 1 1 Quote
Seight Posted January 29 Posted January 29 Is one of the 9 Out Of 10 Dentist that recommends this toothpaste 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Thinks that Charlie The Tuna from StarKist is an asswipe. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 30 Author Posted January 30 suffers from hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophobia. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 30 Posted January 30 (edited) Sleeps with a body pillow of Robert Stack Edited January 30 by Blazing Puck 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 30 Author Posted January 30 apparently sneaks into board members homes, surveys, then comes to the boards, and spills all the tea. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 30 Posted January 30 (edited) Is probably gonna win the next Survivor game...even if she doesn't play. Edited January 30 by The_annoying_one Not sure why everything was underlined the first time. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 30 Author Posted January 30 has previously tipped over those high-fiving cows. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Is the president of the High-Fiving Cows Support Group. 3 Quote
scoobdog Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Once had to dodge a cute, but not particularly sophisticated, assassination attempt by the Chik-Fil-A Cows. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 30 Author Posted January 30 orchestrated a fail coup, by using assassinating cows. 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Was nontheless amused by the fail coup and ate a burger in celebration. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 30 Author Posted January 30 has finally found work..... you guessed it: mascotting as the chic'fil'a cow. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Looks up the word "boobies" in the dictionary every single day. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Very talented at breathing, especially at exhaling 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 31 Posted January 31 Feeds those gorillas raw hot dogs every other Wednesday. 2 Quote
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