myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

cosplays as ace frehley for monthly grocery store trips. 

[The_annoying_one]

Met Bon Jovi at a Lowe’s and gave him a wedgie.

[mthor]

Puts on a beret and a striped long sleeved t shirt, and orders "omelet du fromage" at Waffle House.

[Mode 7]

Often travels to Vienna to buy authentic Vienna Sausages 

[[classic swim]]

Picked up a dog and named it Kudasai Dog.

[The_annoying_one]

Runs up and down the street yelling “Ask me about my elbows!”

[Mode 7]

Told the parole board that his name is Elmer J Fudd millionaire and that he owns a mansion and a yacht. He was released 10 minutes later.

[discolé monade]

likes to sit on parole boards from time to time. 

[Seight]

Has never successfully started The Wave during a jury trial

[discolé monade]

purposely gets traffic tickets to fight in court, and when the judge asks to explain his side, our pal here, stands up purposely and with passion, and states, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" slames 110$ on the clerks desk, and stroms out. 

[[classic swim]]

She tackled the judge before he could make it to the podium. No real reason in particular.

[discolé monade]

moonlights as court deputy, hoping for the chance to taze someone, as they yell 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!'

[The_annoying_one]

When asked why she was driving so fast , her reply was “Gotta catch ‘em all!” before cackling madly and speeding off.

[Mode 7]

Also told the parole board that he likes big butts and he cannot lie

[[classic swim]]

Was the other brother that couldn’t deny.

[The_annoying_one]

Was the only one who could touch MC Hammer.

[Mode 7]

His favorite song to sing at Karaoke bars

Spoiler

He also does the dance