myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Laughs like Woody Woodpecker.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Pecks people's heads like Woody Woodpecker.

 

Spoiler

People's? Peoples'? whatever.

 

[discolé monade]

recreates the boulder scene from 'indiana jones: RotLA, with a lifesize paper mache boulder he rolls down his driveway. the neihbors love him. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has life-size cardboard cutouts of the cast of “When Harry Met Sally” in her front yard.

[[classic swim]]

Currently has 28 hot fudge sundaes in his underwear.

[discolé monade]

carries kelbasa in his parachute pants, in case of a flash bbq. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has been in search for the perfect hot dog since 1992.

[discolé monade]

started the very first 'tiffany fan club' in his county. 

he's the only member. but going strong since 1997. 

[Seight]

Eagerly anticipating the return album from Harvey Danger

[The_annoying_one]

Still refuses to go to bars because Semisonic said it was closing time.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Independently published his first book, titled "Sorcerers, Wizards, and Mages: Know the Differences."

Spoiler

Seriously though, what are the differences?

 

[Seight]

Secretly knows the difference but is courteous enough to know that nobody at Starbucks wants to hear that 

[discolé monade]

was the one that leaked it to mike johnson about the war on christmas. 

[little_girl_lost]

Her ancestors came over on the sandwich!

[discolé monade]

will neither confirm nor deny knowing  the whereabouts of d.b. cooper.

[-Kudasai-]

Was a passenger on the plane he hijacked 

[The_annoying_one]

Is reopening the Amelia Earhart case and hiring Inspector Trudeau to lead it.

[discolé monade]

still trying to make that bedsheet into a parachute. he's mastered the art of 'tuck and roll' landing and hasn't broken anything since '02

[[classic swim]]

Threw a rubber stress ball at the back of Guster’s head and Guster got up from her recliner and went “goddamnooot!”

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a bean bag chair and replaced the beans inside with mashed potatoes. The stench will never go away.

[Seight]

Will not stop until he gets what is rightfully his (A Papa Murphy's franchise)

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps in a coffin 

[The_annoying_one]

Sleeps on a bed frame without a mattress.

[discolé monade]

loved the new age way the coneheads slept. 

[Seight]

Sleeps with one eye open, grasping their pillow tight

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Eats Chops his breakfast off on a mirror.

Edited June 7, 2025 by Doom Metal Alchemist
Misremembered lyrics

[The_annoying_one]

Still buys a newspaper every morning, just to use it as a plate throughout the day.

[[classic swim]]

Goes into Carl’s Jr. and screams “WAiiiiiiiiiLLLL!”

[discolé monade]

 rides a segway around the mall, directing traffic, writing citations, you know...paul blart stuff. 

[little_girl_lost]

Refers to sex as "vagina time"

[The_annoying_one]

Knows how to make potholders out of cooked spaghetti noodles.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a tiger trap in his front yard 

[discolé monade]

remembers how cool the golden crisp bear was. 

[-Kudasai-]

Owns a Sugar Bear costume 

[The_annoying_one]

Dresses up as Popeye for fun.

[-Kudasai-]

Dresses up as Swee'Pea when bored 

[Seight]

Dresses up as Bluto and challenges any Popeye cosplayers to a fight 

[The_annoying_one]

Squeezes cans of spinach and gulps them down just like Popeye.

[-Kudasai-]

Can toot a pipe like Popeye 

[discolé monade]

 has been known to toot a lot of pipes. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has been known to dress up as Olive Oyl every Halloween

[discolé monade]

may or may not be a paid plant in wwe audiences. 

[-Kudasai-]

Eats more burgers than Wimpy

[The_annoying_one]

Is secretly a paid sponsor for WWE.

[-Kudasai-]

Plucked all the feathers off Classic Swim's chicken  suit as punishment for crowing outside his window

[Seight]

Didn't come here* to make friends (*Black Bear Diner)

[The_annoying_one]

Is wearing a necklace made of AA batteries on a string.

[-Kudasai-]

Saw this commercial and called this guy after he slipped and fell on pee pee in a Walmart bathroom

Spoiler

 

 

[-Kudasai-]

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Edited June 8, 2025 by Mode 7
Wrong thread

[Seight]

Once posted ". (with rizz)" on match.com (It didn't work)