myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

works as an elton john impersonator. finally got a gig.

Edited Tuesday at 10:18 PM by discolé monade

[Mode 7]

Is building a moat around her house complete with crocodiles 

[[classic swim]]

Turns into a talking angry werewolf puppet when asked the wrong question.

[The_annoying_one]

Makes sock puppets as a hobby, but refuses to sell them.

[Seight]

Has a monopoly on googly eyes 

[discolé monade]

tells everyone he googly eyed ole nate greene

[Mode 7]

Her favorite hobby is hunting for truffles

 

[The_annoying_one]

Swipes picnic baskets from the local park, only to give them back a few minutes later with an apology.

[Mode 7]

Is a notorious truffle thief 

[Seight]

Came up with the idea of "Mayo but you put truffles in it too"

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!”

[Mode 7]

Stole truffles from Mr. Hoonie 

[The_annoying_one]

Is taking Mr. Hoonie to the truffle convention this weekend.

[Mode 7]

Gets violent whenever someone tries to take away his truffles

[discolé monade]

has a mr. hoonie hand puppet and hand sized judas chair. 

you do the math. 

Edited 13 hours ago by discolé monade
one hand typing....amirite?

[Mode 7]

Has trained her komodo dragons to find truffles

[The_annoying_one]

Is borderline obsessed with truffles.

[Mode 7]

Also became obessed with truffles when he learned they're worth as much as gold. 

[discolé monade]

is currently working on some serious dr. moreau stuff happening with pig and komono dna...and it seems it might just splice. 

[Mode 7]

Was arrested for square dancing in a round room

Edited 13 hours ago by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

taught steven segal how to karate

[Mode 7]

Had dinner with Jean-Claude Van Damme. They had his homemade Belgian Waffles

[The_annoying_one]

Names everything he eats after has-been action stars.

[Mode 7]

Likes to do the truffle shuffle dance in the mirror

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Likes to do the truffle shuffle in public for random audiences.

[The_annoying_one]

Was once part of a truffle shuffle flash mob.

[Mode 7]

His favorite bedtitme story is The Hare Who Lost His Spectecles from Jethro Tull

[Seight]

Favorite children's book is Go The Fuck To Sleep!

[Mode 7]

Thought a flea market was a place you go to buy fleas

Edited 11 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to sell one of his baked potatoes on eBay tonight.

[Mode 7]

Wants to learn sign language but only the swear words

Edited 11 hours ago by Mode 7

[Seight]

Took Spanish to learn all the slang terms