myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Starts every post on his cell phone but finishes it on his computer.

[Seight]

Still uses Limewire to download music

[discolé monade]

he taught 'yung gravy' everything he knows. 

[-Kudasai-]

Her ringtone is

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[The_annoying_one]

Still uses Windows 3.1.

[discolé monade]

pretends to know what DOS means. (thinks it means digits on screen)

[The_annoying_one]

Secretly wonders why there’s no keyhole on a keyboard.

[-Kudasai-]

Learned martial arts from watching Hong Kong Phooey 

[discolé monade]

is constantly disappointed after ordering 'the pu pu platter'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a body pillow of Jabberjaw

[The_annoying_one]

Says his prayers to Sting (the wrestler) every night.

[-Kudasai-]

What he meant to say was Sting from The Police 

[[classic swim]]

Helped dropped Barney Rubble off before seeing Mr. Slate.

[-Kudasai-]

Crows outside of Odin's house in his chicken costume 

[The_annoying_one]

Makes lasagna with potato chips instead of noodles.

[-Kudasai-]

Air fries salad 

[Seight]

Makes chicken and waffles the same way you make bacon pancakes

[-Kudasai-]

Is counting the days until National Talk Like A Pirate Day

[discolé monade]

told the undertaker it would be a good idea to keep wrestling...at 60. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has a carboard cut-out of Hanna-Barbera in her bedroom

[discolé monade]

really really loves potato free potato salad

[The_annoying_one]

Sneaks into concerts and hands out egg salad sandwiches.

[discolé monade]

one of those that really enjoys egg free omeletes

[-Kudasai-]

Knows the best way to torture me is to feed me potato salad

[The_annoying_one]

Uses a potato peeler to cut watermelon.

[Seight]

Has a Salad Shooter for every day of the week

[[classic swim]]

Took the TV remote away from Tao and said “heh alright, that’s enough Judge Mathis!”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

One of these days, he's going to cut you into little pieces.

[discolé monade]

is learning the harpsichord for his one man band debut. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is playing “Stairway To Heaven” on the kazoo as the opening act at that show.

[mthor]

Serenades the neighbors by playing "Dueling Banjos" on the bagpipes.

[-Kudasai-]

Can do the Grape Ape voice 

[The_annoying_one]

Can do a perfect imitation of Bobcat Goldthwait.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a tattoo of Magilla Gorilla 

[[classic swim]]

Ate Betty Rubble’s ass like a tyrannosaurus steak.

[-Kudasai-]

Jane Jetson has a restraining order against him 

[[classic swim]]

Ate Wilma Flintstone’s ass like a nice Brontosaurus Burger.

[The_annoying_one]

Never fails to ruin my appetite.

[-Kudasai-]

Talks to emus 

[discolé monade]

when asked about his role, he insisted he was not on the grassy knoll. 

[-Kudasai-]

Got kicked out of the DMV for causing a scene when her Captain Caveman ringtone went off 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to crowded movie theaters and talks on his phone the entire time.

[-Kudasai-]

His current ringtone 

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[Seight]

Was the first person watching The Minecraft Movie to yell "CHICKEN JOCKEY!"

[The_annoying_one]

Randomly speaks French at different points throughout the day.

[-Kudasai-]

Earned several medals while serving in the French Foreign Legion

[[classic swim]]

“Time to leave Olive Garden? I’M OUTRAGED!!!”

[discolé monade]

started the 'chicken jockey' crusade, and has absolutely no regerts. 

[-Kudasai-]

In response to the DMV ringtone fiasco she has changed her ringtone to this

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is addicted to infomercials.