myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

Just now, Blazing Puck said:

(For the record I've been obsessed with DW since 91)

Likes to cosplay as Megatron

(i think it REALLY shows)

has a pron site called 'ducks gone wild' . it's images of duck feet. 

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to conquer the world by using interpretive dance as a weapon

[The_annoying_one]

Once wrote an angry letter to Scrooge McDuck.

[discolé monade]

gets seasonal passes to 'titanic: the experience'.

[1pooh4u]

Once killed a man using only one pinky finger, thus teaching everyone to not take fries from her plate 

[discolé monade]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Once killed a man using only one pinky finger, thus teaching everyone to not take fries from her plate 

absolutely knows where jimmy hoffa is.....

 

[1pooh4u]

Just now, discolé monade said:

absolutely knows where jimmy hoffa is.....

 

Absolutely knows who killed Jimmy Hoffa 

[-Kudasai-]

Knows how to summon the Death God

[The_annoying_one]

Is the Death God.

Edited January 19, 2025 by The_annoying_one

[discolé monade]

even though majority ruled against, he insisted on trying out 'toaster oven chops'

[1pooh4u]

Still claps for the shoe hands 

[discolé monade]

O'RLY was based on a suprise snapshot of her from 1983

* 

Edited January 19, 2025 by discolé monade
forgot visual aides. i'm giving everyone aides.

[The_annoying_one]

Believes in 4.

[-Kudasai-]

Auditioned for Stone Temple Pilots 

Edited January 19, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

knows where else that flute's been

[1pooh4u]

Saw the show for 25 cents that featured how the flute got there 

[discolé monade]

was also in attendance of said show, as we went dutch

[1pooh4u]

Is still owed twelve and a half cents but is a really great sport about it 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows the formula for the Krabby Patty.

[-Kudasai-]

Lives up to his username 

Edited January 19, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[discolé monade]

keeps telling the interrupting cow joke, over and over and over

Edited January 19, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Is related to Slash 

[1pooh4u]

Is actually the cryptocurrency king 

[-Kudasai-]

Jets wanted to hire her as GM, choose her sanity instead 

[The_annoying_one]

Once asked for a Whopper at McDonald’s….and they made it for him.

Edited January 19, 2025 by The_annoying_one

[mthor]

Has been singing "The Song That Never Ends" since 1992.

[-Kudasai-]

Cheats at solitaire 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats pizza sideways.

[-Kudasai-]

Has 42 different aliases 

[Seight]

Goes by many names, three of which are know only to Squirrels. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is at least 65% bot.

[discolé monade]

thought 'arrested development' was actually a documentary.

Edited January 20, 2025 by discolé monade
damn machine.

[molarbear]

Secretly farts while passing by people and pretends not to notice

[The_annoying_one]

Didn’t fart for the first time until he was 23 years old.

[-Kudasai-]

Can actually see John Cena

[The_annoying_one]

Makes and sells hand sanitizer from out of his home.

[Seight]

Sells shade-grown soap at the farmer's market

[discolé monade]

truly thinks #2 pencils, are made out of the number 2. 

[-Kudasai-]

Does Godzilla puppet shows 

[The_annoying_one]

Collects ketchup packets.

[discolé monade]

uses a bottle opener on twist offs, because it proves that he knows he's using a bottle opener on twist offs. 

[1pooh4u]

Invented the “if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer” joke 

[The_annoying_one]

Cooks lasagna from scratch in the microwave.

[discolé monade]

wishes he knew how to cook lasagna from scratch in the microwave. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has full VIP access to every Creed show in 2025.

[discolé monade]

knows a nigerian prince personally, who, incidentally, promised great wealth. 

[-Kudasai-]

Once dated Bigfoot 

Edited January 25, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[mthor]

Does both the Hanky Panky and the Hokey Pokey.

[-Kudasai-]

Once body slammed Andre The Giant 

Edited January 20, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[The_annoying_one]

Smells what The Rock is cookin’.