myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is right, is right, he's bloody well right, because he knows he's got a right to be. 

[Mode 7]

Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo

[The_annoying_one]

Has two iguanas named Mario and Luigi.

[[classic swim]]

Said “Thank you, Jerry Seinfeld!” to the Hardee’s/Carl’s Junior person who joked about how big his baconator is.

[discolé monade]

dresses up in t-rex blow up costume, and chase children in the park with a fake hatchett

[The_annoying_one]

Hides underneath people’s cars and jump scares them when they get in.

[Mode 7]

Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry

[Seight]

Has totally kept up with the line of questioning going on right now

[The_annoying_one]

Just smiles and nods because that’s the safest course of action here.

[discolé monade]

has perfected the secret to seeming interested in any given conversation: he just hums 'i'm so pretty' in the key of a#. 

[Mode 7]

Uses licorice as a jump rope

[The_annoying_one]

Broke a shoelace and replaced it with dental floss.

[Mode 7]

Eats rice with a straw