myth busters: boar3d edition

[Seight]

Ruins the pizza delivery economy by always having money to pay for the pizza

[[classic swim]]

Answers the door for the pizza and the delivery boy says “seiiiiigggghht, here’s your meatlovers!”

[The_annoying_one]

Got fired for delivering pizzas naked and yelling “Who ordered the sausage lovers?!?!”

[-Kudasai-]

Eats his pizza with a spork

[[classic swim]]

He gets rosie cheeks and his pupils glimmer with glee when he’s offered pizza from Olive Garden.

[The_annoying_one]

Brings his own food to eat at restaurants.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes through the drive thru on foot

[[classic swim]]

Wants to play on the Chik Fil A playground even though he’s too big.

[The_annoying_one]

Steals kids’ food while they’re in the playground.

[-Kudasai-]

Has actually seen the Nanny's face from Muppet Babies

[Seight]

Has actually seen Wilson's face from Home Improvement

[-Kudasai-]

Takes baths in a slow cooker 

[The_annoying_one]

Eats cereal out of a pot with a ladle.

[discolé monade]

mixes skittles and plain m&m's in share bowl. 

[Seight]

Buys creamy peanut butter and puts her own peanuts in it

[The_annoying_one]

13 minutes ago, Seight said:

Buys creamy peanut butter and puts her own peanuts in it

Hey, now. I used to do this many years ago.  
 

Buys every part of a fast food burger separately and re-assembles it at home.

[Seight]

Orders two Sausage McMuffins so they can combine them into one

[-Kudasai-]

Wore a Jim Cornette shirt at a AEW show and afterwards was in a coma for two years

Edited March 14, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Is chomping at the bit for a match against Jim Ross.

[-Kudasai-]

Once met Bruce Wayne at the Olive Garden

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Going off topic for a second here, but seriously, what the fuck is Bruce Wayne doing at the Olive Garden? Does he own it?

[-Kudasai-]

4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Going off topic for a second here, but seriously, what the fuck is Bruce Wayne doing at the Olive Garden? Does he own it?

Probably tracking down Poison Ivy. The place is called the Olive Garden where else would Ivy go out to eat?

 

Back on topic 

Has horrible detective skills 

Edited March 7, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Wants to tackle someone at Six Flags.

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from all Six Flags locations for something known only as “The Incident”.

[[classic swim]]

Watched the Six Flags guy Mr. Six rub one out while he made silly faces.

[Seight]

Was arrested for impersonating Bugs Bunny at Six Flags

[The_annoying_one]

Once went to Six Flags carrying six different flags.

[[classic swim]]

Screamed at all the kids to shut the fuck up on the scariest Six Flags roller coaster.

[The_annoying_one]

Hocked a loogie on an old woman while on the top of that very same ride.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to Six Flags just for the food 

[Insipid]

Wants to ride the party bus to Six Flags.

 

[-Kudasai-]

Was with Fuggs when she committed felonious assault against the Six Flags mascot 

Edited March 7, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Once worked as the mascot at Six Flags.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from Six Flags for dine and dashing

[Insipid]

Got kicked out of Six Flags Magic Mountain for vaping while riding Goliath. He then went to Universal Studios Hollywood and got kicked out for vaping in Princess Peach's Castle.

Edited March 7, 2025 by Insipid

[-Kudasai-]

Has been arrested at several Six Flags locations for disorderly conduct for causing a scene after he was unable to get  chicken biryani

[The_annoying_one]

Followed The Dave Matthews Band around on tour for 3 years straight.

[Seight]

Is Seether's most loyal roadie

[discolé monade]

likes to walk around with a sign that says 'eat at joes'

 

[-Kudasai-]

Reads to children at the library, not from books but from posts from this place

[The_annoying_one]

Teaches children at the library interpretive dance.

[-Kudasai-]

Reads video game instruction manuals to kids at the library 

[[classic swim]]

Brings porridge to eat at the library and screams at the receptionist’s head.

[The_annoying_one]

Replaced the water in the library’s sprinkler system with orange juice.

[-Kudasai-]

Once met Clark Kent at the library 

[The_annoying_one]

Is faster than a speeding bullet.

[GunStarHero]

Goes into fast food restaurants, orders a drink, then sits down to DoorDash something from another restaurant and eats it there. 

[-Kudasai-]

Carries a cattle prod every she goes 

Edited March 7, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

did a one man show, off off off off broadway called 'the penis monologues'

it closed that same night. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is opening a bakery where all items were secretly purchased at Walmart.