-Kudasai- Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Makes warthog noises when he gets his prostate examined. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Wears a hibachi chef hat and fake mustache when he conducts a prostate or cavity search. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 30 Posted January 30 Squeals like a pig when the hibachi chef does amazing knife stunts. 1 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 30 Posted January 30 (edited) Met a young Jennifer Lopez at a local arcade then proceeded to annihilate her in Mortal Kombat. Edited January 31 by -Kudasai- 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 31 Author Posted January 31 has a complete 'jennifer lopez' hand puppet set. likes to walk around singing 'taco flavored kisses' from the early renditions of south park. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 31 Posted January 31 Is anxiously waiting for a Damn Yankees reunion tour. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted January 31 Posted January 31 Serves his girlfriend a dish of pretzels covered by a cloche as he wears a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache going “Bon Appétit!” 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 31 Author Posted January 31 was the choreographer on the set of 'ted' Spoiler 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 31 Posted January 31 Once had a pen pal in Norway, but things ended really weirdly when she asked the pen pal to please send 11 snails as soon as possible. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted January 31 Posted January 31 (edited) Has been ducking JLO for 30 years from that Mortal Kombat rematch Edited January 31 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 1 Posted February 1 #1 on his bucket list is to beat each of the Backstreet Boys in Mario Kart. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 1 Posted February 1 (edited) Told Dudeco about the time he made Ghostrek crack walnuts using his feet because Ghostrek misplaced TAO's nutcracker. Edited February 1 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Somehow got away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” inside a nursery. 1 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Didn’t get away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hells Bells” at a nunnery…. and has multiple awkward hickeys to prove it. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Rigged Mr. Hoonie’s car to play “Baby Got Back” every single time he goes in reverse. 1 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 2 Posted February 2 He was trying to figure out if his girlfriend was kissing Kudasai’s pp so he sang to her like the guy from The Zombies going “I really wanna knowwwwoaahh!” 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 2 Posted February 2 (edited) Legally changed his name to Al Lee Gator. Edited February 4 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Does the Monster Mash when he thinks no one is looking. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Tackled Charleston White down the stairs. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Has a sock puppet named Horatio McCarthy. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Emails random people "Please take the tape off of your webcam" 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Communicates with everyone by writing a really long letter, even face-to-face. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 3 Posted February 3 After viewing pornography, writes long letters to the stars, the jist of which are "You're doing it wrong" 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 3 Author Posted February 3 (edited) is going to recreate every dish in julia child's 'mastering the art of french cooking' but using margarine instead. Edited February 3 by discolé monade i have this book. lol and couldn't remember the name. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 3 Posted February 3 Is working on a reenactment of Wuthering Heights, but using only stick figures. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Lives his life by the philosophy of WWJD. Spoiler WWJD = What Would JLO Do? Spoiler I had a hard time deciding if "What Would JLO Do" or "What Would Jigglypuff Do" is funnier. I hope I made the right choice. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 4 Posted February 4 Is currently hard at work establishing The Church Of Larry The Cable Guy. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 4 Posted February 4 (edited) His favorite hobby is building World War 1 fighter planes out of toothpicks. Edited February 4 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 5 Posted February 5 Knows my toothpick World War 1 fighter planes are no match for his mashed potato howitzer. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 5 Posted February 5 (edited) Puts ketchup on ice cream, Heinz to be exact. Edited February 6 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 6 Author Posted February 6 as our intrepid warrior enters his place of business, he blasts 'sexy boy' through his giant boom box. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 6 Posted February 6 (edited) Knows it's really this theme Spoiler Edited February 6 by -Kudasai- 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Likes to climb trees and yell “You’ll never take it from me!” at everyone who passes by. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Traded in his chicken suit for an alligator suit in honor of his new legal government name. He now resides in Sunrise, Florida. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Woke up Disco for complimentary breakfast in bed. Wore a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache when he opened up a cloche of Disco’s fish nuggets going “Bon Appétit!” 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Bought a leaf blower just to blow it in people’s faces and laugh about it. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Saw Kudasai sleeping on his stomach in the nude and paid ghostrek 5 bucks to insert a fish nugget into his hairy butt and then eat it. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Stopped Ghostrek because he remembered that Kudasai has a license to carry. 2 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 6 Author Posted February 6 walks around walkmart, carrying an armful of alarm clocks, and telling anyone that will listen, that he pities the fool. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Spends most Saturday afternoons hanging out in the IHOP parking lot, passing out pamphlets about the many uses of the cucumber. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 6 Author Posted February 6 while in a fitting room, he likes to yell out "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER! LITTLE HELP, MATE?"" 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Was one of the persons who's laughter was used in the laugh track for various Scooby Doo cartoons. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Writes out full episodes of The Jetsons in his free time. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 6 Posted February 6 Prefers chicken sandwiches with bone-in chicken breasts. 3 Quote
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