myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Was in the mini van with Still Me & LB when LB squinted his eyes like a fat mole to unleash a dozen hot fudge sundaes in his underwear.

[-Kudasai-]

Was an extra in a episode of Dukes of Hazzard.

[The_annoying_one]

Was a stunt double in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

[[classic swim]]

Was in charge of catering for Mr. Meaty.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the one who told that one senator that Beavis and Butt-Head's names were "Buff-Coat and Beaver."

[[classic swim]]

Was the one who left me a drunken voicemail about Porky’s butthole.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Tipper Gore to slap the “Parental Advisory” sticker on almost all good music.

[little_girl_lost]

Lost a testicle in a whack a mole accident

[The_annoying_one]

Uses cayenne pepper in place of deodorant most days.

[[classic swim]]

Had to ask people around the pharmacy what twerking meant.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Wendy’s and asked them for their best tips for unclogging a toilet.

[-Kudasai-]

Learned why you should never leave Mr. Hoonie up to his own devices 

Edited yesterday at 03:41 PM by -Kudasai-

[little_girl_lost]

Can't help but wonder, if mark david chapman looked like luigi mangione, would we all think john lennon had it comin?

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a letter to David Letterman, asking if the space between his teeth was up for rent.

[little_girl_lost]

can unhinge his jaw like a snake

[-Kudasai-]

Once found a Cheeto that looked liked Calvin Coolidge.

[The_annoying_one]

Saw George Washington at a 7-11 in Austin, Texas.

[-Kudasai-]

Claims to be the descendant of Martin Van Buren.

[[classic swim]]

Hugged Mike Francesa outside a grocery store in Roslyn, New York.

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to belly flop onto wooden crates like Crash Bandicoot.

[The_annoying_one]

Throws turtle shells at the cars in front of him on the highway.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a French poodle named Jean-Claude.

[[classic swim]]

Roses are red, Kudasai shaved his hair,

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[The_annoying_one]

Once had a gig as Neil Diamond‘s tour bus driver.

[mthor]

Dresses up as Elvis and performs weddings at random drive thrus.

[-Kudasai-]

Auditioned for the role of Smurfette in 1980

[The_annoying_one]

Waters down peanut butter before making a sandwich with it.