The_annoying_one Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Won’t eat chicken fried steak because chickens shouldn’t know how to cook anything. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 2 Posted June 2 The time he ran into Packard while gambling at the casino where he worked 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 3 Author Posted June 3 wishes he was an oscar meijer wiener, every night, at the first star of the evening. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Met David Hasselhoff at an iHop, in Gary, Indiana. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 3 Author Posted June 3 is convinced mt. rushmore comes alive at night. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Made Kudasai giggle like a care bear after saying she thinks LB shit his pants. 5 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Once worked as a roadie for a Josie and Pussycats tribute band 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 3 Author Posted June 3 only knows this information about CS, because kudz was driver/pr/manager, of said band. he forgot to mention the name. sheline shapeshifters 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Is still fully convinced that Billy Joel is a lizard man in disguise. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Will only play Scrabble if NSFW words are allowed. 1 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Plays in an Ozzy Osbourne parody band called Lizard of Ozz. Their songs include titles such as: Crazy Bus Bromide Solution Fuck If I Know Diarrhea of a Madman Bark at the Mailman Killer of Gnats K.A.T.O. (The Ballad of Kato Kaelin) No More Sears Hairy Mason I Really Wanna Stop 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Sent Eric Clapton a D.A.R.E pamphlet the first time he ever heard the song “Cocaine”. 5 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Has to fight the urge to ask kids to name 3 songs when he sees them in an old band t shirt 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Was a hall monitor in high school, but only for a day because tripping the other students was very frowned upon. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 5 Posted June 5 Once caused a mild earthquake by blasting “Baby Shark” through 50 pairs of speakers all at once. 5 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 7 Posted June 7 Has a prison pen pal he writes to every month at a women's prison in Seagoville, Texas. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 7 Posted June 7 Called out of work today because he was trying to warm his boxers in the toaster and accidentally started a small fire. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted June 7 Posted June 7 is the one asshole on the block who hung up a bunch of wind chimes 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 7 Author Posted June 7 has written to 'always' femine products, condoning the use of 'happy period', and goes on to give a full anaylsis of how that logic is faulty. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 7 Posted June 7 Tried to sue the makers of Almond Joy because their product absolutely does not instill joy. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 7 Posted June 7 Is responsible for Ghostrek being banned from all dating sites after convincing him to put "vagintarian" on all of his profiles. 1 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Deleted all of his dating profiles because he couldn't keep up with the constant influx of messages after putting "vagintarian" on his profiles. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Watches Teen Titans Go ONLY for the "Booty Scooty" segments. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Drinks nothing but Dr Pepper because it has to be healthy with a name like that. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Is currently writing a manga that's a spoof my My Hero Academia, called My Hero Macadamia. 4 Quote
Insipid Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Tried to perform a human transmutation. Ended up creating sponge's asshole. He used to have synesthesia but lost it from the failed exchange. Music still gives him great joy, but it is just never the same. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 9 Posted June 9 Sold his soul to the devil for a package of Goldfish crackers. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 9 Posted June 9 Would do absolutely unspeakable things for a Klondike Bar. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted June 9 Posted June 9 can't finish unless his partner is wearing a plastic richard nixon mask 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Wednesday at 12:22 PM Posted Wednesday at 12:22 PM Is an extremely vocal hater of Naruto, just for the simple reason that "NINJAS DON'T WEAR ORANGE JUMPSUITS." 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Wednesday at 03:19 PM Author Posted Wednesday at 03:19 PM (edited) pretends to see images in autostereograms. Edited Wednesday at 03:19 PM by discolé monade 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 06:03 PM Posted Wednesday at 06:03 PM Once used a kaleidoscope to predict the future, with surprising accuracy. 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Wednesday at 06:10 PM Posted Wednesday at 06:10 PM (edited) Nearly had a panic attack the time he couldn't find the remote when a program called Billion Dollar Boner popped up on his TV. The crisis was soon averted when he realized that it was just the title of a Woody Woodpecker cartoon and proceeded to enjoy said cartoon. Edited Wednesday at 11:57 PM by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Thursday at 12:09 AM Posted Thursday at 12:09 AM just ate a whole stick of deodorant, is now complaining about dry mouth 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 12:28 AM Posted Thursday at 12:28 AM Secretly blames me for not being able to find his lemon pepper earlier. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted Thursday at 12:51 AM Posted Thursday at 12:51 AM Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored freeze pops. Was the only person that voted for yes for them. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:43 AM Posted Thursday at 05:43 AM The song that plays when him and the plumbers go in to take a shower together. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 05:55 AM Posted Thursday at 05:55 AM Once got into a bar fight that involved lots of pillows and giggling. 2 Quote
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