myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco that Foot Locker is hiring

 

[The_annoying_one]

Won’t eat chicken fried steak because chickens shouldn’t know how to cook anything.

[-Kudasai-]

The time he ran into Packard while gambling at the casino where he worked

[little_girl_lost]

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history.

[-Kudasai-]

Always greets other women by saying 

"Hiya Toots"

[The_annoying_one]

His ringtone is Fran Drescher’s laugh.

[little_girl_lost]

tells people he had COPDeez nutz

[-Kudasai-]

Puts chipotle sauce on ice cream.

[The_annoying_one]

Puts ice cream on hot dogs.

[discolé monade]

wishes he was an oscar meijer wiener, every night, at the first star of the evening. 

[The_annoying_one]

Met David Hasselhoff at an iHop, in Gary, Indiana.

[discolé monade]

is convinced mt. rushmore comes alive at night. 

[[classic swim]]

Made Kudasai giggle like a care bear after saying she thinks LB shit his pants.

[-Kudasai-]

Once worked as a roadie for a Josie and Pussycats tribute band

[discolé monade]

only knows this information about CS, because kudz was driver/pr/manager, of said band.  he forgot to mention the name. 

sheline shapeshifters

[The_annoying_one]

Is still fully convinced that Billy Joel is a lizard man in disguise.

[-Kudasai-]

After he and Mr. Snoot won tonight's Pictionary game.

[The_annoying_one]

Will only play Scrabble if NSFW words are allowed.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays in an Ozzy Osbourne parody band called Lizard of Ozz. Their songs include titles such as:

Crazy Bus
Bromide Solution
Fuck If I Know
Diarrhea of a Madman
Bark at the Mailman
Killer of Gnats
K.A.T.O. (The Ballad of Kato Kaelin)
No More Sears
Hairy Mason
I Really Wanna Stop

[The_annoying_one]

Sent Eric Clapton a D.A.R.E pamphlet the first time he ever heard the song “Cocaine”.

[little_girl_lost]

Has to fight the urge to ask kids to name 3 songs when he sees them in an old band t shirt

[The_annoying_one]

Was a hall monitor in high school, but only for a day because tripping the other students was very frowned upon.

[little_girl_lost]

Was a hall monitor when he was 36

[Insipid]

Her name is based on JonBenet Ramsey.

[The_annoying_one]

Once caused a mild earthquake by blasting “Baby Shark” through 50 pairs of speakers all at once.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a prison pen pal he writes to every month at a women's prison in Seagoville, Texas.

[The_annoying_one]

Called out of work today because he was trying to warm his boxers in the toaster and accidentally started a small fire.

[little_girl_lost]

is the one asshole on the block who hung up a bunch of wind chimes

[discolé monade]

has written to 'always' femine products, condoning the use of 'happy period', and goes on to give a full anaylsis of how that logic is faulty. 

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to sue the makers of Almond Joy because their product absolutely does not instill joy.

[-Kudasai-]

Is responsible for Ghostrek being banned from all dating sites after convincing him to put "vagintarian" on all of his profiles.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the one responsible for “ok cool let party”.

[-Kudasai-]

Deleted all of his dating profiles because he couldn't keep up with the constant influx of messages after putting "vagintarian" on his profiles.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Watches Teen Titans Go ONLY for the "Booty Scooty" segments.

[The_annoying_one]

Drinks nothing but Dr Pepper because it has to be healthy with a name like that.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is currently writing a manga that's a spoof my My Hero Academia, called My Hero Macadamia.

[Insipid]

Tried to perform a human transmutation. Ended up creating sponge's asshole. He used to have synesthesia but lost it from the failed exchange. Music still gives him great joy, but it is just never the same.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sold his soul to the devil for a package of Goldfish crackers.

[The_annoying_one]

Would do absolutely unspeakable things for a Klondike Bar.

[little_girl_lost]

can't finish unless his partner is wearing a plastic richard nixon mask

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is an extremely vocal hater of Naruto, just for the simple reason that "NINJAS DON'T WEAR ORANGE JUMPSUITS."

[discolé monade]

pretends to see images in autostereograms. 

Edited yesterday at 03:19 PM by discolé monade

[The_annoying_one]

Once used a kaleidoscope to predict the future, with surprising accuracy.

[-Kudasai-]

Nearly had a panic attack the time he couldn't find the remote when a program called Billion Dollar Boner popped up on his TV. The crisis was soon averted when he realized that it was just the title of a Woody Woodpecker cartoon and proceeded to enjoy said cartoon. 

Edited 15 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[little_girl_lost]

just ate a whole stick of deodorant,

is now complaining about dry mouth

[-Kudasai-]

That one time at band camp

[The_annoying_one]

Secretly blames me for not being able to find his lemon pepper earlier.

[-Kudasai-]

Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored freeze pops. Was the only person that voted for yes for them.

[[classic swim]]

The song that plays when him and the plumbers go in to take a shower together.

[The_annoying_one]

Once got into a bar fight that involved lots of pillows and giggling.