myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco that Foot Locker is hiring

 

[The_annoying_one]

Won’t eat chicken fried steak because chickens shouldn’t know how to cook anything.

[-Kudasai-]

The time he ran into Packard while gambling at the casino where he worked

[little_girl_lost]

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history.

[-Kudasai-]

Always greets other women by saying 

"Hiya Toots"

[The_annoying_one]

His ringtone is Fran Drescher’s laugh.

[little_girl_lost]

tells people he had COPDeez nutz

[-Kudasai-]

Puts chipotle sauce on ice cream.

[The_annoying_one]

Puts ice cream on hot dogs.

[discolé monade]

wishes he was an oscar meijer wiener, every night, at the first star of the evening. 

[The_annoying_one]

Met David Hasselhoff at an iHop, in Gary, Indiana.

[discolé monade]

is convinced mt. rushmore comes alive at night. 

[[classic swim]]

Made Kudasai giggle like a care bear after saying she thinks LB shit his pants.

[-Kudasai-]

Once worked as a roadie for a Josie and Pussycats tribute band

[discolé monade]

only knows this information about CS, because kudz was driver/pr/manager, of said band.  he forgot to mention the name. 

sheline shapeshifters

[The_annoying_one]

Is still fully convinced that Billy Joel is a lizard man in disguise.

[-Kudasai-]

After he and Mr. Snoot won tonight's Pictionary game.

[The_annoying_one]

Will only play Scrabble if NSFW words are allowed.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Plays in an Ozzy Osbourne parody band called Lizard of Ozz. Their songs include titles such as:

Crazy Bus
Bromide Solution
Fuck If I Know
Diarrhea of a Madman
Bark at the Mailman
Killer of Gnats
K.A.T.O. (The Ballad of Kato Kaelin)
No More Sears
Hairy Mason
I Really Wanna Stop

[The_annoying_one]

Sent Eric Clapton a D.A.R.E pamphlet the first time he ever heard the song “Cocaine”.

[little_girl_lost]

Has to fight the urge to ask kids to name 3 songs when he sees them in an old band t shirt

[The_annoying_one]

Was a hall monitor in high school, but only for a day because tripping the other students was very frowned upon.

[little_girl_lost]

Was a hall monitor when he was 36

[Insipid]

Her name is based on JonBenet Ramsey.

[The_annoying_one]

Once caused a mild earthquake by blasting “Baby Shark” through 50 pairs of speakers all at once.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a prison pen pal he writes to every month at a women's prison in Seagoville, Texas.

[The_annoying_one]

Called out of work today because he was trying to warm his boxers in the toaster and accidentally started a small fire.

[little_girl_lost]

is the one asshole on the block who hung up a bunch of wind chimes