myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Wanted his custom rank to be called 

"Masterbasser"

Is still perplexed why it was denied.

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to have his username changed to WatchesYouFap.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the owner of the infamous 1-800-OMG-STFU Alt 

Edited May 15 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Laughed like Beavis when the two Jehovah’s Witnesses called him the devil in disguise.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

When he asks women if he can DM them, what they don't realize is that he's actually inviting them to play Dungeons & Dragons with him and his crew.

[The_annoying_one]

Took his last date to an off-Broadway play featuring Pauly Shore as Abraham Lincoln.

[little_girl_lost]

Would rather buy a $10 item from amazon to qualify for the free shipping than spend the $5 on the shipping

[The_annoying_one]

Used a pair of scissors to cut a bag of potato chips in half because the price tag said “buy one, get one half off”.

[little_girl_lost]

Sews pant legs onto jean shorts to make "shants"

[-Kudasai-]

Idea of foreplay is reading stock portfolios.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to woo a woman by reading a collection of Archie comics in a soft voice.

[-Kudasai-]

The time he accidentally wandered into a nudist camp.

[discolé monade]

has been trying to convince people to call the hair , those 2-4 little strands, at  the end a dog's tail, something OTHER than dog hairs. 

[-Kudasai-]

After losing the Pictionary game this past Wednesday posted this thread to express her feelings about her partner 

Edited May 16 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat fish that swam in a zigzag pattern. Still hasn’t figured out how to enforce this rule.

[discolé monade]

is still searching for man-bear-pig. 

[The_annoying_one]

Swears the local hospital is hiding a merman.

[-Kudasai-]

The time he used dynamite to clear a clogged toilet

 

[The_annoying_one]

Kudasai’s response when he was asked to work late one night.

Spoiler

 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Threatened to sell Ghostrek to the monkey house if he didn't pick up his toys. 

Edited May 18 by -Kudasai-

[Insipid]

Wants to play footsie with fuggs on a glass table while dudeco is under it.

[The_annoying_one]

Sold Mr. Hoonie a plate of ghost pepper infused chicken biryani and watched him scream bloody murder with a smile.

[-Kudasai-]

He and Mr. Snoot started a moonshine business. 

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a bottle of our moonshine and washed his feet in it before giving it to dudeco.

[discolé monade]

tells everyone he worked on the set of 'friends'.

[The_annoying_one]

Once wrote a monologue for Jay Leno, but everyone was so horrified by the number of F bombs in it.

[little_girl_lost]

wants to be buried in a 2 Live Crew t shirt.

[-Kudasai-]

Posted this thread after her request for a custom rank was denied

[discolé monade]

much like his hero, johnny appleseed, he's decided on his on quest, and would like to be known as 'kudz pickle seed'

[-Kudasai-]

Is trying to figure out why so many custom ranks are being denied.

[The_annoying_one]

Removed the heels from his his shoes because “my body, my choice”.

[discolé monade]

 claims the woman in the scarf at the grassy knoll, was his 2nd cousin on he mother's side, twice removed. 

[-Kudasai-]

Once dated the voice actor that played Race Bannon on Jonny Quest.

[The_annoying_one]

Was making a recipe that called for a little mint, but substituted toothpaste instead.

[-Kudasai-]

Suffered a blow to his childhood when Robert Loggia passed away.

[[classic swim]]

Suffered a blow to his childhood when Robert Loggia said to Sal Vitro “How about I fuck off all over your stupid fucking face”

[-Kudasai-]

Posted this after drinking TAO and Mr Snoot's moonshine 

[The_annoying_one]

Just revealed the secret ingredient of my special moonshine.

[-Kudasai-]

Has been getting numerous complanits from his customers about seeing pink elephants after drinking his moonshine. 

[Insipid]

Almost killed dudeco when the glass table dudeco was under while he and fuggs were playing footsie collapsed.

[The_annoying_one]

Supplied the secret ingredient that I used to spike my special moonshine.

[-Kudasai-]

May have had something to do with the disappearence of Mr Hoonie after the threatened to tell the police about his moonshine business.

[The_annoying_one]

Sent Mr. Snoot to be my partner, knowing that he’s been a police informant this entire time.

[-Kudasai-]

The time he took a trip to the city of Hooker, Oklahoma

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Beaver City, Nebraska and was very disappointed to see actual beavers there.

[-Kudasai-]

Had the same problem during his visit to Beaverton, Oregon.

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to sing “The Return Of The Mack” when making chili mac.

[The_annoying_one]

Accidental double post.

Edited May 19 by The_annoying_one

[The_annoying_one]

Triple post? Really?

Edited May 19 by The_annoying_one

[little_girl_lost]

Is really triplets pretending to be one guy