myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Is currently creating the world’s largest igloo, made entirely from Silly Putty.

[discolé monade]

claims he can blow impressive bubbles with doublemint gum. 

[-Kudasai-]

What she eats for breakfast every morning 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Named all 6 of his kids after the Simpsons: Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer, Marge, and O.J.

[-Kudasai-]

Ends every sentence with the phrase 

"Viva la Angel Dust"

[The_annoying_one]

Eats cereal with pickle juice instead of milk.

[-Kudasai-]

That one time at band camp

 

[Insipid]

oh shit

[-Kudasai-]

Is always stalking Kudasai's profile 

[The_annoying_one]

Sends PMs to people who haven’t been here in years, just hoping for a connection.

[discolé monade]

sleeps with his ex-girlfriend's sock. 

for reasons. 

[-Kudasai-]

Once pitched a made for TV movie to SyFy called Shartnado. Needless to say that it was unanimously rejected.

[The_annoying_one]

Is still violently demanding a sequel to Freddy Got Fingered.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns an excuse rolodex.

[The_annoying_one]

Came up with at least half the excuses on that rolodex.

[-Kudasai-]

That one time he met William Shatner

[little_girl_lost]

confuses his before-work beers with his after-work beers

[The_annoying_one]

Decides which eggs to eat for breakfast based on which ones shine the brightest under UV light.

[little_girl_lost]

favourite garfield and friends character

[discolé monade]

insists on drawing up a rider each month for work, in which she will have a bowl of all the green m&ms presented to her, or she's not closing on thursday. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is currently writing a book about writers block. Reports are already saying it’s the shortest book in the history of literature.

[discolé monade]

it wasn't his fault that the lights went out in georgia. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was there the night the lights went out in Georgia.

[discolé monade]

by not his fault, he was recreating the lightening scene from back to the future, using a 0-turn, 4 aluminun rods wrapped in copper...well you get the idea. 

[little_girl_lost]

Had joy, had fun, had seasons in the sun. 

[The_annoying_one]

Enjoys sky rockets in flight, but no afternoon delight.

[-Kudasai-]

The first time he met Santa Claus 

[little_girl_lost]

his teeth go back to front

[The_annoying_one]

Has a different pair of gloves for every single day of the year.

[-Kudasai-]

Posted this the night The Miz won the WWE title 

[The_annoying_one]

Went to a WWE show and held up a sign saying “What the hell? I thought this was WCW”.

[little_girl_lost]

Went to a WWE show with a sign saying "wrestling is real, the tits are fake"

[-Kudasai-]

Got married to this song

[Insipid]

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks THC stands for “This Here’s Crazy”.

[-Kudasai-]

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the boards he's actively recruiting board members to form the UEMB Symphony Orchestra. 

[[classic swim]]

Twerks his naked ass to the beginning of this song

[-Kudasai-]

The time he tried Mr. Snoot's homemade chili

Edited May 13 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Swears the common cold can be cured by snorting sriracha.

[-Kudasai-]

His reaction when Jinder Mahal won the WWE title

[Insipid]

😭😭😭😭😭

[-Kudasai-]

The time he ate Fuggs' sausage dip

Edited May 13 by -Kudasai-

[Insipid]

Likes to pretend to be a bot on reddit.

[The_annoying_one]

Had his vocal cords surgically autotuned.

[-Kudasai-]

The first thing he said on his first day of kindergarten.

Edited May 14 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Stands outside the local elementary school to give the kids wedgies.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Since the age of 5 and continuing to this day, has recurring nightmares of the old movie theater "Let's all go to the lobby" promo.

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to sit in the nosebleed section, solely for fear of an actual nosebleed.

[-Kudasai-]

Posted this thread after he was denied a custom rank.

Edited May 14 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Explains in great detail to anyone who will listen why the most evil president in U.S. history was Millard Filmore.